When Nas Dai was in grade 2:

Nas dai: Sir, can students of our age have kids?
Teacher : No Way, Never!!!
Nas dai to his girlfriend : Dekhis!!! Maile bhaneko ta honi. Dont yu worry

kina maskeko NAS..:) ho bhane admit gare bhai halyoo ni

 Dang !!! he he ...... A new Star is Born "NAS DAI"     :P

A tribute to Nas dai !!! just a joke !!! ni pheri :p

JOke Title -    " Smart Nas Dai and a Girl "

Nas dai and a girl, went to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "What can
I do for you?"

Nas dai said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When Nas dai finished his fun stuff, the doctor
said, "There is nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." And he
then charged them $32.00.

This happened several weeks in a row. Nas dai would make an appointment,
have intercourse, pay the doctor and leave.

Finally the doctor asked, "Just what exactly are you trying to find out?"

Nas dai said, "We're not trying to find out anything. She is married
and we can't go to her house. I am married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $75.00 and the Hilton charges $125.00. We do it here
for $32.00, and I get back $28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's
office."

:p

Nas really wanted to have sex with one of his co-worker, she was hot ..... Nas one day stronged his balls and aksed her "i will give you $200 and i want to [Disallowed String for - bad word] you and i will drop the money on the floor u pick it up i will be done by then ........ But she had a bf but 200 was preety big money for her so she asked her bf that nas wantet

Continued... That nas wanted to have sex and will drop the money and he will be done as soon as i pick up the money ..... So her bf said ok tell him ok and as soon as he drops money just bend over and quickly pick up money so he wont even have chance to drop his pants ........ So the next day gf came from the work and her bf asked how did it go ?? She said that jErk had all in quarters ........

ल ल श्री ५ महाराजाधिराज नास वीर बिक्रम शाहदेवलाई हार्दिक बधाई छ पगडी पाइबक्सेकोमा|

नाश दाइले भोईलेट  भन्ने एउटी माल बे गरेछन, बिचरा नाश दाईको जती सेक्स्पेरिएन्स  भयेपनी  भोइलेटलाई सन्तुस्टी दिन सकेनछन । बे भको १-२ महिना सम्म नि केइ नभये पछी दुबैजाना दाक्टरको मा गएछन । सबैकुरा सुनेपछी दाक्तरले नाश दाई लाई फ्यात बिष्टको नम्बर दिएछन त एल्लाई फोन गरेर सेक्स गर्दा एल्लाई घर मा बोलाएर सेतो रङ को रुमाल हल्लाउन लगाउनु भनेछन ।  नाश दाई ले नि दाक्तरले भने जस्ताइ गरेछन । फ्यात बिष्ट आयो अनी नाश दाई र भोईलेट सेक्स गर्दा साइदमा बसेर जोड जोद्ले रुमाल हल्लाउन थालेछ तर पनि भोईलेट सन्तुस्त हुन सकिनछन । नाश दाई लाई लस्तै रिस उठेछ र फ्यात बिष्ट लाई अब त एल्लाई हान अनी म रुमाल हल्लाउछु भनेछन । फ्यात बिष्ट ले चै ५ मिनट मै भोईलेट लाई सुन्तुस्त बनैदेछ । अनी नाश दाई जङिदै फ्यात बिष्टलाई : देखिस माचिक्नी कसरी रुमाल हल्लाउने ?

Ha ha ha ha :p

हा हा हा हा ।।। यो धागो चै दामी होल जस्तो छ|

Ha ha ha....fat beast u made my day man.....

Now some vegeterian stuffs for our suddha sakahari daju bhai didi bahini.

Once Nas dai came to Kavre.He saw,children are playing with mud and dust. Since, then he declared it as Dhulikhel

Bring it ON!!!!

Nas dai went to mac donalds and ordered chicken chalupas....and he got it.....