people,
Here goes mine.
The last shivaratri in Nepal, we were four of us, a bit on trip. So it started the craziest day ever. We started remembering the people who used to piss us off. There used to be a restaurant owner who had stopped lending us in credit. The restaurant had outside seating and also a carrom board. We knew that he never put it inside.
So one of us who had to pay a lot to him, started the idea. So we went 15 minutes walking to that restaurant, and we threw all the 15-16 chairs and 4/5 tables off the nearby cliff, took that carrom board and walked for a while. Then we reached near one of my the other member's college. And he used to say that the principal of the college had posted something wrong about him in a notice board that used to be right next to the main gate. It wasn't that hard to jump off the gate and get that board, so we did it and went to a ground nearby. Put the notice board and carrom board on fire stayed there for around 2 hours until the gate paale of the college who was friend/bro of ours showed up. He also, unknowingly warmed his hands in the fire set on the board he was supposed to protect. Around 3/4 in the morning, we came to nearby my house, and there was this, notice, something like "yaha mankamana jaane ticket pahinchha". We took that off and put it into one of our friend's house coz we knew his father looked funny when he got mad. Then we went home and I woke up the next morning wishing I could see the victim's reactions.

^this is call the funny stuff! ROFLOL

nepesahila, kudos to you for being so candid-------------->>>completely disagree!!
he is person in disguise,behind the computer where noone really knows who he really is! he didn't admit that he asked apolozy with victim"s",he did soo many stupid thing in one day and expect us to think it was funny! bhooowwwoooo!!!
i know i know! he wanted to sound funny but along with his way of doing crazy stuff we can imagine the sadness,dissapoint in victims face! how do u expect us to smile ? well u can share those stuff with friends u did this things i guess they will find it funny!

so no kudos to nepesahila coz neither that sound funny to me nor sensitive!

i agree bhoonte's stuff was funny since he did when he was drunk!

If some one says, he had way too many one night and skied downhill and broke the neck, that may sound crazy. However, harming other people and getting away just because law and order in Nepal is next to none, and trumpeting it annonymously in this forum is just sick.

Now you would not do the same thing here in the US cause you know in that case your arse would become someone's property.......

Here is a chance to boo me..
I was about 4.5 years old and was good with sling shot (guleli) at least that's what I thought and used to carry it all the time with me. I could never hit a smaller target unlike my brother who could hit a branch in a fruit tree and make the fruit fall and he could hit smaller targets very well.
I was in my neighbor's house. There were two college didis they used to give me food and other stuff and I used to hang out with them at times.
One day while I was in their house another neighbor?s kukhura ko bhale (rooster) wandered into their backyard. They asked me if I had my sling shot with me, which I always used to carry with me. Both of them asked me to kill the rooster with my sling shot and we could have a feast. I was scared, I had never shot anything before and I doubted my ability to hit the rooster. They convinced me. While we were conspiring to kill the rooster the rooster was wondering happily in their backyard looking for a treat. I slowly and carefully approached the rooster as I wanted to get close enough not to miss the shot. The rooster sensed it and kept a distance, I was determined. It took me a while to get close enough to the rooster by then the rooster was already out of their backyard and in the street. When I was close enough I gave it my best shot in the head of the rooster. The rooster was knocked out and it could not run by then both of the didis brought a pan (kasaundi) and shoved the rooster in. Then they cleaned and cooked the rooster. It was the most delicious rooster I ever had however the guilt never left me. I could not walk past the neighbor's house that owned the rooster or face the owner. Every time I had to pass that house, my heart would go 80 MPH and I would run.
I was always scared of being caught, even tough the rooster was long gone. It took me many many years just to pass that house without running.

shiv, it must be my parents rooster becasue they have lost so many roosters from the people like you.
You better pay them with the interest. Ha...ha....

DR,
I do intend to pay for the good looking (skinny) rooster.
I will pay your parents a visit when I am in Nepal.
;-)
-Shiv

you can say my greetings to them as well.

stupid things later bring smile, but better not cause harms to others...
when i was back home, i don't know how many consider this crazy, I once tried to meditate on the exact spot of cremation..foraround 1/2 hours... the black ashes of no one knows how many dead bodies have had made a permanent black mark there...
here, in US, the craziest thing is racing up to 115mph, good thing i didn't get a ticket neither lost control :-)...i had to slow down as there was no straight road left...
no drunk stories from my side...never been drunk...

Wait a minute here....I thought we were talking about crazy things we did in the past (though we may regret it at this moment). And we all know now, that we have grown up and mautred a lot, what it is like to break law in the US. But still some sick bastard is advising me or giving me a suggestion with a hint of threat that my ass would be someone's property here in the US if I was to do something wrong here. BUT THE POINT IS I WAS NOT ANYWHERE SUGGESTING THAT I PLANNED TO REPEAT MY ANTIQUES HERE. AND WE WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT IS LEGAL AND WHAT IS ILLEGAL HERE IN US.

Would the sick bastard please realize that he IS sick and does not need to read some thread in sajha to realize that he is sick? Also, if he does not have anything to share, would he mind shoving his opinion up his own ass which may be some black dude's property at the moment?

By the way, enjoyed Shiv's and Neupane's story.

Keep rolling....

bhoonte,
who was that intended?
if it is towards me, i think u have something loose in ur head.

Bhoonte,
your comment is very ambigious,
sorry if i understand otherwise
cheers...

resIs and aardvarak,

yes, I am behind the computer and know one knows who I am. But so are you and you ever dared try ask yourselves how rationale and law abiding you are?

I meant this thread to be a sort of confession of your funny and stupid deeds. And don't try to scare my ass this and that is illegal coz this is the country where 'Jackass' used to be one of the most popular tv shows. You just gotta have a bit more sense of humor than usual nepalese to get rid of that mukhma-ram-ram-bagalima-chhura attitude.

the craziest thing I've ever done, hmmm......maybe trying to think of what to put in this thread.One of the craziest thing i wanna do ...............
I want to try sky diving sometime soon

badarniKt,
I've been gathering up my "Himmat" for sky diving, still not enough. he he
just want to go back to nepal once before i try that. don't want to give bad news to home..."ur long gone son is gone forever" before meeting at least one time...
haha, well its scary and fun but the chances of dropping like stone is always there....

i was driving down the Minnesota all alone,,saw a hot blonde on the side,,,raced with her for a while,,,then used my right hand while my left hand hand was busy steering my car, cruising at 70mph...

hmmm not really yet...looking for one still..a crazy stuff to do

Last winter after work.....I went out with two of my friends from work behind our office.....there was this big hill...with the main road on the bottom. We got a big sled, (it just snowed then)...and went to the bottom of the hill to the main road...collected as much snow as we could .....and built a landing platform.
And all three of us sled down the hill.

Right before the road, there was a ledge/kinda retaining wall..about 3 feet above the road..over which we were supposed to jump to the road on the platform.....

The sled went down so fast that it was scary...couldnt control.....and flew half way across the road....landed on the middle of the mainroad on my a$$!!!!

They say a person recalls his whole life before his eye right before he die.......well..I recollected my life right then.....!! DAMN...kina i got into this ugly plan of sledding...kina I chose that hill.....kina I made that stupid decision!!!

Finally...after 5 whole minutes...I got up with everybody all around me!!! thank god nothing broke!!!

Thats probably the craziest thing I did!!

the craziest thing i have ever done is stole 50 thousand from my father. He later realised that money went missing then he called me in the room and my mum was there as well. He pull 10 lakh out of the safe infront of me. He asked to take as much as i want rather than stealing little by little. I just cant help myself than cry like hell...............i cried so much..that guiltiness still runs on me..whenever i think of that.......since then i never stole money and my parents always leave the key the way it was under the pillow. ......thats to my great parents who knew how to deal with this crazy f..cuk

for me i consider that as biggest and craziest stuff i did

haha, sahila and bhoonte and rest, good stories. REST who think that it was immature stuff to do, and not funny and making some stupid ass comments, has done stupid stuff, but not just admitting it. c'mon fukers, loosen up a little, relax, take a chill pill, and if you still cannot read this thread without posting some of your "smart ass" comments, HIT THE FUKING BACK BUTTON! easy shit!

here's my craziest thing..or a lie right now that i can remember, i forgot most of'em :)

we were playing cricket in nepal, right infront of my house. i was on a wicket, with bat, and getting ready to swing. i was looking towards the ground, and the wickets, just to visualize where i needed to be, to stay safe in game. bowler was a "fast bowling" dude! i was looking down and then i heard my friend yell,...OIE, AAYOOOOOOO, i said "K re" and i look up...THEN *WHACKKKKKK* goes the cricket ball right on my mouth! i passed out. i woke up after few seconds, and i felt my lips grew 3 times bigger, like them black people have. it was huge. so i had to go home now and find out a way to tell my mom about this. i didn't want to tell her that it hapened during the game, or else she wouldn't let me play agian. it was saturday afternoon, everyone watching hindi movie. so i figured out a way to tell my mom what happend to my lips.
I went to my room, i kicked the door as hard as i could. then yelled "aaiyaaaaaaaa" then i lay meself on the floor. my mom came running, and said K bho. i said, chukul le mukh ma thokyo, ladera. and i was covering my lips with my hand. mom said, "haat hata" i moved and she saw my face. i still cannot forget the looks on her face. so my sister and my mom belived my story, and treated me with aushadi.
few days later, my mom came to me and said, tero mukh ma ke bhako re? i was kinda surprised why she asked all of a sudden, then i said, dhoka le. she said, "ajha jhoot bolchas?" she had found out what had happend through my friend's mother. my friend was on the ground when we were playing and he had told his mom what had happend, and she told my mom. haha :) my mom still rememebrs the story, and my sister shares it with everyone i possibly know or she knows.

igmore them errors :# aargh! and read :-D figure :)