? What's common between the Sun & women's underwear?
1) Both are hot
2) Both look better while going down
3) Both disappear by night
? Q: What's the similarity between a lady and a chewing gum?
A: Both are sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.
? A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'se_x' and 'love.'
The woman wrote, "When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptable for them to engage in se_x."
And Bob wrote, "I love se_x."
? Your Name?
Abu Dalah Sarafi.
Se_x?
Four times a week.
No, no, no male or female?
Male, female... sometimes camel.
? Two flowers:
I love you, darling!!!
I love you, too!!!
I want you so much!!! Where the fcuk are those darned bees?
? A judge charged 10,800 fine to a man, when asked why 10,800 judge replied 10,000 for rape and 8% entertainment tax.
? Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for bra sizes?
A for Almost boobs
B for Barely there
C for Can do
D for Damn good
E for Enormous
and F for Fake
