Let's do some Imagination Competition by telling any spontaneous story. It can be stupid and hillarious but not offensive. It should be like one minute story. Nepalima Gaff Pratiyogita. The winner will be the one who has the best performance of course. Let me start the first one.

Bride Search of Ganesh
Ganesh requested with Ram to find his lost wife for him. Ram replied that that's not his department and suggested Ganesh to go to Hanuman because Ram argued that it was Hanuman who had found his wife when Sita was lost. Then, Ganesh went to Hanuman and requested to find a new bride for him. Hanuman also said to Ganesh that it was not his department arguing that he could not find a bride for himself and is still a bachelor. Ganesh got puzzled and couldn’t figure out who would be able to help. Then, he went to his to his mouse and asked for his help. Mouse said to Ganesh that he will find him a bride at night. However, the mouse suggested that Ganesh will have to go out to bar and have some drink and start conversation with nice looking girl. If she responded, maintain your interest on her and keep talking. At the end, ask her number. If she gives you the number, then you will have the way to go.

So Ganesh took the advice and off he went to Himalaya Bar and Disco.

Ganesh went to the bartender and asked for a Jai-Shambho cocktail. He saw a cute chick sitting across the table. He was about to make his move that somebody pinched his big ears from behind. He was furious and turned back, lo-and-behold it was pitashree Mahadev himself. "Ghara Ridhi ra Sidhhi kurera basya chhan, talai ke ko masti chadya."

Ganesh knew it was all that mouse's plot. He knew he set him up, Ganesh was ready for the revenge.

Later Ganesh changed his mind. He is optimistic today. He went through some issues of Play Boy and found that some of hot bikini chicks might be potential bride.

He decided to approach to Jeneffer Aniston since she has not got any sexy guy yet, though thing is going on.

Gonesh got excited when he met Jennifer this evening in her home. Things was that shoe was almost naked, just with bikini. By the time, Jennifer felt also OK but she got a kinda fear. She started thinking like what would happen if he tries to insert his "long" nose instead of his ...

n suddenly he wakes uo to find himslef on his bed sleepin....it was all but a dream!! he was still in his empty bed, his wife still nowhere to be found...so he goes down to kathmandu...gynaneshwore's ganesh mandir to see if he's wife is there waitin for him..or at least prayin...he reaches the ganesh mandir and sees noone...cept for a few little boys that are waitin for ppl to come and give them somethin to eat.....

हिजो राती मजाले (censored) जेनिफर लोपेज लाई ।
उ जाड मा फिटान, म पनि हल्का रमरम । उस्ले आँखा झिम्काइ मैले पनि आँखा सन्काए । । । अनि के चाँहीयो ! restroom मा लगेर झ्याम कि झ्याम (censored) ।।।।।।।।।।।।।।।।।
गफैत हो ।

But, other day he tries hard to continue the same dream he was before just like Arko sometimes does. Then ...

But, Ganesh found the another hotie this time, not Aniston but the Lopez. Knowing that Lopez is always ready to serve anyone, as she has already given a chance to our future precident, this time Ganesh approached to Jennifer Lopez. Lopez picked up the tip of his trunk and thought of cutting and throwing the middle part so that it fits to her. Ganesh immediately accepted to do any plactic surgery for this, and even for his face if Jennifer Lopez sponsers it. Next day, Ganesh and Jennifer on the bed, and our president of nepal is here ko herei.

Deuta lai Nana bhati Bhani ra-raichhan Keta haru. Nepali Hindus, Huh !:)

-BD

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the prez couldnt believe his eyes....
'i didnt know that anyone's ass could be bigger than j-lo's, but ganesh seems to have her beat' he said in utter disbelief. ganesh's mouse then piped up 'bro, what to you expect? the big fat hatti basically sits on a throne and munches on laddoos. this one time, shiva and parvati told him to take a lap around sumeru parvat. you know what the lazy ass did? he walked around shiva and said you are my sumeru.. whatta bum'
'what a bum is right' says the president. 'im in love with those mounds of elephant-flesh. forget j-lo, gimme some g-bro'
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its an outlet bhangli damini..u know waht i mean.

lfc !

Alli Samjhauna please ! Ke bhaneko Timile - outlet bhanera ! so sweet !

-bd

its true. u know it, i know it. see god realized that men are not always going to get what they want, so god has provided men with a special talent to outpour their plethora of emotions in any oppurunity availabe k. no wonder our boys are talking about ganesh getting busy with jennifer lopez and jennifer anistion.....its thier little fantasies they have to overcome to remain sane k.......makes sense?

yep ! thank you. :)

wow! i read my own paragrah...and i make a looottttttttttt of sense!! patt in the back.

suddenly..Ganesh wakes up(again ;oP)and realises..he was daydreamin..about J-lo..president..mouse..etc ;oP

he is now standing at the steps of the mandir...one of the shabby lookin boys approaches ganesh ji..and asks him.."tapai Ganesh ji hau?"

Ganesh replies, "purush!abhamdhananam!(u know the way gods speaks!;oP)...Ma Ganesh ho..kina?mero wife dekhis?"

"hoina Ganesh ji..tapai ko wife ta kaha dheknu..chiney po"..answers the shabby boy..and before Ganesh could interrupt..adds on.."Ma ta tapai lai sodney po bhaneyko..tapai ko kaan kasto thulo hau!..nhaak pani!abui!chaakka pareyko ma ta tapain najik auda :o|.."

Ganesh is speechless..and doesnt really know wat to say..but manages to compose himself...
"baalik...aru ke cha?ma ta rush ma chu..budi lai khojdey chu ke..bharai pheri if i dun find her pani tension..katti gali khaney hola..dun find pani tension..khojnas malai bhandai aucha :oS"

"cha cha" replies the boy...
"khana kaha paucha?hamilai bhog ley raag garyo :oS"

Ganesh does the thinkers pose (the one with his hand on his chin)..but before u can picture that pose..he gets out of that pose..his eyes filled with glee..and says.."purush!paucha!khana paucha!"

boy starts gettn excited.."kaha!?"

"hati ko chaak ma!" Ganesh answers instantly..followed by burst of hysterical trumpeting(get it?u better re kya ;oP hehe)

the boys are all stunned by ganesh outburst :o|...

but one of them speaks out.."ganesh ji..i think mailey tapai ko wife lai dehkhey just now"..

ganesh stops his trumpeting and straight away asks.."kaha?|"

and the boys all in unison..replies.."HATI KO CHAK MA!!!"

and now they are laughn uncontrollably...while Ganesh chai shows his thees face..

but in the end..the boys apologises..and so does Ganesh..and Ganesh tells them to feel free to have the food at the altar..anytime...day..or night..and if any problem..call him..number ni 1800-Your-Ganesh re kya ;oP hehe..

anyways the shabby boys are now happily munchin the mood in the altar..and Ganesh is back to his thots where his wife could be...a thot suddenly comes to him..."salli bisaal baazar ma ta pugyo na?"

(ok dun mind the length..was tryn to be short as possible :oS hehe..and if up there doesnt make sense?duh!not everyone makes sense do they?;oP hehe..accept me!:o( ;oP hehe)

teso bhayee aba winner ko ta....

"hati ko chak ma" guy should be the winner, I'd like to continue it if i only read the whole story.,

AZNSHAWTY - why u guffadi baning ha?