Let's do some Imagination Competition by telling any spontaneous story. It can be stupid and hillarious but not offensive. It should be like one minute story. Nepalima Gaff Pratiyogita. The winner will be the one who has the best performance of course. Let me start the first one.

Bride Search of Ganesh
Ganesh requested with Ram to find his lost wife for him. Ram replied that that's not his department and suggested Ganesh to go to Hanuman because Ram argued that it was Hanuman who had found his wife when Sita was lost. Then, Ganesh went to Hanuman and requested to find a new bride for him. Hanuman also said to Ganesh that it was not his department arguing that he could not find a bride for himself and is still a bachelor. Ganesh got puzzled and couldn’t figure out who would be able to help. Then, he went to his to his mouse and asked for his help. Mouse said to Ganesh that he will find him a bride at night. However, the mouse suggested that Ganesh will have to go out to bar and have some drink and start conversation with nice looking girl. If she responded, maintain your interest on her and keep talking. At the end, ask her number. If she gives you the number, then you will have the way to go.

suddenly..Ganesh wakes up(again ;oP)and realises..he was daydreamin..about J-lo..president..mouse..etc ;oP

he is now standing at the steps of the mandir...one of the shabby lookin boys approaches ganesh ji..and asks him.."tapai Ganesh ji hau?"

Ganesh replies, "purush!abhamdhananam!(u know the way gods speaks!;oP)...Ma Ganesh ho..kina?mero wife dekhis?"

"hoina Ganesh ji..tapai ko wife ta kaha dheknu..chiney po"..answers the shabby boy..and before Ganesh could interrupt..adds on.."Ma ta tapai lai sodney po bhaneyko..tapai ko kaan kasto thulo hau!..nhaak pani!abui!chaakka pareyko ma ta tapain najik auda :o|.."

Ganesh is speechless..and doesnt really know wat to say..but manages to compose himself...
"baalik...aru ke cha?ma ta rush ma chu..budi lai khojdey chu ke..bharai pheri if i dun find her pani tension..katti gali khaney hola..dun find pani tension..khojnas malai bhandai aucha :oS"

"cha cha" replies the boy...
"khana kaha paucha?hamilai bhog ley raag garyo :oS"

Ganesh does the thinkers pose (the one with his hand on his chin)..but before u can picture that pose..he gets out of that pose..his eyes filled with glee..and says.."purush!paucha!khana paucha!"

boy starts gettn excited.."kaha!?"

"hati ko chaak ma!" Ganesh answers instantly..followed by burst of hysterical trumpeting(get it?u better re kya ;oP hehe)

the boys are all stunned by ganesh outburst :o|...

but one of them speaks out.."ganesh ji..i think mailey tapai ko wife lai dehkhey just now"..

ganesh stops his trumpeting and straight away asks.."kaha?|"

and the boys all in unison..replies.."HATI KO CHAK MA!!!"

and now they are laughn uncontrollably...while Ganesh chai shows his thees face..

but in the end..the boys apologises..and so does Ganesh..and Ganesh tells them to feel free to have the food at the altar..anytime...day..or night..and if any problem..call him..number ni 1800-Your-Ganesh re kya ;oP hehe..

anyways the shabby boys are now happily munchin the mood in the altar..and Ganesh is back to his thots where his wife could be...a thot suddenly comes to him..."salli bisaal baazar ma ta pugyo na?"

(ok dun mind the length..was tryn to be short as possible :oS hehe..and if up there doesnt make sense?duh!not everyone makes sense do they?;oP hehe..accept me!:o( ;oP hehe)

teso bhayee aba winner ko ta....

"hati ko chak ma" guy should be the winner, I'd like to continue it if i only read the whole story.,

AZNSHAWTY - why u guffadi baning ha?

how am i guffadi when i didnt even guff!

sorry my mind^^ --Ganesh heads to bisal bazar to find his wife and he fins his wife making out with this pani puri wala!!!!!

Ms. Pink - i was talking to AZNSHAWTY ---or hold on a sec. or is PINK yo other half? aznshawty...... neway i'm just messing wichu.... when i came to this site...thought i've to say sum guff - atleast i gave a guff..... u weren't guffing...word?

Once Ganesh sees his wife "Riddhi" making out with Pani Puri wala "Lalu Parasad" he was stuck there. He stood and kept watching not believing his eyes. Then, he decided to sneak out and listen all the conversation. Riddhi says to Lalu "My husband doesn't understand me and I can't explain him what bothers me. He has a trunk that always gets on our way. I show my discomfort whenever we are close. He seems puzzled only. Lalu, you are so handsome and in a good shape. I am so bored and frustrated. Can we go to Nagarkot and watch sunset?" Lalu answers "For you, I will go anywhere in the world - just name it. I will make the arrangements". Ganesh felt like intervening but decided to follow them. Then, he sees Lalu making a phone call. Ganesh hears Lalu's voice "Send me a black mercedez for a specail purpose for 24 hours. I will pay you off with everything I have". Then, Riddhi looked so happy and thanked Lalu. A minute later, a mercedez shows up and driver escorts Riddhi and Lalu into the car.

... to be cont.

the driver comes out be a secret agent of Ganesh, the driver instead of taking them to Nagarkot, drives to some dark and weird place. Lalu and Ridhi were still making out at the back of the car so didnt notice. After a while the driver drops them off at a weird place and aparts lalu and ridhi away from eachother and a side scence comes up..
Ridhi -" Laluuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!naiiiiii! bachau malai!! guhar guhar!"
Lalu - " Ridhiii, meri Ridhhi, hami timilai bachaunecha, chinta nagari hala re"
Ridhi - " tara lallllluuuu! lalluuu...lallu..(voice lowering)
Lalu - "Ridhi ma aunechu timilai lina ra lanechu Nagarkot!!"
Lalu - "ayyya" (ganesh hits lalu with his trunk) "ayya namara malai, mero galti haina re, namara ho hamilai"
*Lalu's dead*

i wasnt guffing, this is going very stupid, great job..

Being stupid is the whole purpose of life. Everybody thinks he or she is smart but that just proves that her or she is stupid. So, let's continue the story :-)

Riddhi was furious with Ganesh afterward. She said to Ganesh "I have ditched you. What are you doing here? Do I need to take you to the Brahma's court? You will be demoted from Ganesh to just a mere nanglo kane elephant." Ganesh says "You can do whatever you want but before you make out with some crummy Pani Puri wala you should have taken divorce from me. Understand? I will tell all the truth to Brahmaji and my father. Then, you will come down from a Riddhi to mere tramp." Ganesh hiccuped as soon as he said that. Riddhi said "fine. now, get yourself out of my sight." Ganesh thought about obeying her but had second thought again may be try to repair the relationship. Then, he said "I will talk to Brahmaji and my father tomorrow. Whatever the case, you want to make, come up with it. Otherwise, you will be accused of adultery. You will fall on earth because I won't let you live with me afterwards." Riddhi says "Kala gaya gora aunchhan. Timi bhanda ta Pani Puriwala dherai better thiyo. I will find another Pani Puri wala or somebody. See you later." Then, she disappeared.

:):):)

Stupid - Dumb -N- Hyphy - That's how the life is. AZNSHAWTY ko guff chai ke ho ke ho... kei pani bujena.....

Ganesh committes suicide and nepzblood is accussed of killing Ganesh.

ganesh sucks i mean doesn't suc but a lil lesser atleast than shiva the ultimate god of destruction and laid back he's got tons of snakes around him Seesh Naag around his neck with the trishul and his deer hide clad parbatti down on him saying ahhh ani his followers like me going "Jaya Sambhoo"

bam bhole

Then, after Nepcloodz is taken to custody, Aznshawty takes the benefit of it. He goes to Gonesh's dead body and start anal sex........... We all know Aznshawty is a gay.

it comes out that rum was dreaming of ahving anal sex with someone called "gonesh" but got confused and blamed it to aznshawty and people think that he was suffering from some serious mental disease so he's taken to the mental hospital, he's story's done and in the other hand, Ganesh being a god wasnt dead

^ ganesh ressurected and continued his life, he looked for ridhi everywhere over the world.. hes sitll looking

Then Gonesh saw Ridhi hiding behind the curtains in the dark. He slowly paused towards her and caught her. She didn't responded. THen Gonesh started anal, not even a word was heard. Gonesh was puzzeled. What happened to her, is she loving it or... he slowly removed the curtain... it was Aznshawty, the BROKEBACK... what rum was dreaming was now actually true...... Aznshawty was a gay.... N with time, everybody realized it, that rum was not drunk, he was soberly drunk.........

well that didnt happen cuz "gonesh" never really existed, it was like an imaginary person rum had dreamt of so this again rpoved that rum in the bed at the mental institute was day dreaming this. It was soon discovered that he had desperately wanted to have anal sex with someone called "gonesh" so for that he got an electric shock and he forgot everything, now he doesnt even know his name and people discovered that for rum, aznshawty was a different person in his view, it was like whatever rum sees was different from what others see so rum was totally mentally embalanced and he was sent to guatemela for a good electric shock and prevention, rum never came back, never ever cuz he forgot everything he did and even his name and aznshawty didnt really exist in this story.

yes rum was not drunk or anything, he was naturally mentally embalanced. well back to Ganesh, Ganesh curses at Ridhi for dumping him and...