OK lets make some fun with this game..I got this idea from other website and felt like playing here..
The first person posts a wish. Then the person below must criticize or corrupt his/her wish with a funny reason. And then also must post a wish of his/her own. Then the chain continues.

For example...

First person: I wish Bill Gates was my father.

Second person: He is, but he din't tell you.

let me start the game:

Me: I wish i am an invisible man...

You will be soon, if you don't stop creating such a stupid thread.

I wish you would not get offended with my posting.

I wish i would make stop time.....

well i dont know about the others but you could stop your time right now(just kill yourself).

nothing personal just trying to play game

i wish i could have a hot momo right now.

your wish is granted. U' ll have not just hot but super hot momo all made of chillies instead of keema.

I wish nobody would be able to corrupt my wish.

your wish was all empty so can not be corrupted haha.

I wish I was not a big procrastinator.

you are already a procastinator ...by wishing that u were not a procatinator!!!

i wish i could be everything i waneted to be in life!!!

Everything eh? If you continue to spend your day in sajha, you will be nothing.

I wish I was nothing.

Meera why dont you change your name to "nothing"...There you are nothing...
I wish i could fly.....

Fly just as in being airborne? You could just jump off a bluff and plummet.

I wish to be a Princeton Laureate!

if wishes were horses,beggars would ride

i wish to not wish

Too late for you already wished.

I wish I were eating bhat and dal for lunch today.