Hey ya all, hipop and rap lovers,
Let's start the rap-anthakshari so be called rapakshari without using explicitity on fam members so ya all drop it like it's hot but clean and awesome one. The rules are as follows:
NO INDULGENCE ON FAMILY MEMBERS.
NO SEXUALLY ACTIVATED LYRICS
CAN USE COMMON WORDS LIKE F*CK U, SHIT, ASSHOLE STUFF LIKE THAT.
SHOULDA BEA MOREE THAN ATLEAST 10 LINES.

So ya all, let's hit the rap world.

First , Here I go.


Yo, Yo, nepal, mea rapper from Nepal, people calla mea Marshal
I am fan of Manchester united not SHITTY ARSENAL.
I am player, I can play hard and soft.
Ya don't know, I am president of Microsoft.
Sajha has been a decent place and so always it will
I am a brokerapper shopping clothes at goodwill.
Every dollar i Make, i spent on my album.
Did ya all like "Kabhi khushi kabi gum"
I didn't like it, coz i hate hindi film
Ya ladies wanna date me, I am smart and slim.
Ya perverts, Don make sajha a porn page.
why ya using sajha as a tool for virginity showing rage.
Sajha is pure, and pure as a water
I am fed up eating bread and peanut butter.
But i lova nepali chicks as they're cute and hot.
What a pity, i canseea only indian ladki's in my parking lot
So folks, enough with explicit jokes, let's recycle our sajha.
I can't wait getting married with janti and bajha.
Talking abt marriage, i amaa just 23 yrs old.
Ladies to tell ya truth, i am still hot and bold
Ya newyorkers and texans, wha's going on.
Ya all, see ya next time, my rap-poem is done.
So fellas Givea ya'self a chance on rap.
Dude, I am feeling sleepy, i will take a short nap.



Guys, make this rapakshari free from explicity on family members.

AH....Ah,,,,,, ya'lll.... ah ... ah....

u'll get ur a*s ^........all da niggaz seem still sleeping''
i say.... get your fat a*s up 'n go for burger flippin'
or ur half-son mama will start bitchin''

ya'll continue..... nothin comin' from my shit-head'''''''''

Hey lil johny, ya so damn funny
are ya rapping or shitting
dude, ya sound like a rapper, but you can't rhyme
as a matter of fact, if ya rap, i'll pay you dime
But anyway ya did a good try
Virus Mc is here, ya don't have to cry
So where are the other nepalese talents dogs and cats
Well, The pro rapper is here, ya all take off ya's hats
I can rap like a shit and ya will be spellbound
F*ck Gyane, Make me a king and put on my head crown
How many of ya like our king?
If ya like king, ya a crook minister
Everyday, i eat crab and lobster
They are tasty and good for health
Any lady wanna date, i got huge wealth.
Ya perverts stop posting porn pics
these m*therfckers have got virgin dicks


Where are the young nepalese rappers ? Spin your shit folks

shit......its interesting

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Yo yo yo.....

Maaa life gonnna fcuk bbbbb but
Sajha gonna rock


yo yo yo
Marshal kool dude (ya ya ya)
thugged bron wrote huge (ya ya ya)

Yo yo yo

In this fckin world
u gotta b BOLd

Life gonna fcuk
bbbbbt SAJHA gonna rock

ya ya ya ya

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In dis thrd, I gonna be GUEST
bbbbb but made me feel TASTE

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Ha ha ha it was my little try he he he..... this RAPAKSHARI is cool man, keep postin

Amazing, lol you tried
LIkE as if for the visa in u.s EMBASSY YA APPLIED
YA'S RAP LIKEA HINDI SONG
Virus Mc diain't play pingpong
Comon rapppers, where u at?
Ya shouldbea eating bhat and increasing your fat
Show some of ur talent dude
MIXING COKE AND HENNESY FLUID
AIN'T THERE NO RAPPERS IN OUR COUNTRY
OR ARE THEY FLED TO INDIA TO WORSHIP GANDHI
Well, i've dissed all the wanna be rappers, now i won't DO FRM TODAY
Comon rappers, virus mc finished rapping, ya all have a good day.

'you born from yo mamma'
WOW WHAT A FKING DISS
you aim for a bullseye
wide right IS A MISS
मेरो शब्दको ज्वालामा तलाई पोल्छू
दुईचोटी चपाई ओकल्छू
yeah im a poet i rhyme
impeccable rythm, every time
rhythm and poetry, thats rap
none of your fake-accent crap
im loud
im proud
i stand out in a crowd
im brash
got dash
sting like a whiplash
my words
are swords
they cut you apart
your rusty iron im gold
i raise the ante you fold
leave you bleeding in the dust
rotting carcass left to rust
im a big dose of vaccine
and the virus MC is BUST

who o.k in da haus...

now dis game ya'll playin.. u play it my way...
coz ya'll mo fo's wankstas.. ya'll sound so gay..
i see only crawler ... boyz gots some game
da rest of ya fokers.. ur shit is too lame
now listen to dis...dis da bomb
changing lanes to my right..here i come...
i gots da icies in my ear n gold in my fingerr
ur gurl keepin me close in her telefone ringer

i puts it heavy in 'er back
n in her mouth we play catch
i do it wid 'er every nite..
until 'er thing aint no more tite
now its ur turn ..ur in yo prime
but she lies to u .. she says she's a virgin...n dis 'er 1st time... haha

sorry bros .. i just stole yo show
n here i go ..huntin hoes door 2 door
like water i flow...

Yo, you neute, mea born frm mama butt ya born frm prostitute
Ya shuld be raised in a destitute
Ya rhyme like a shit,who ain't got no class
Ya a loser dude like a rocksong without bass
look at ya words, it's so lame and frosted
This ez Virus Mc's show so be ware of getting busted.
Don't rap coz that's not in ya's blood
i keep rhyming, ya keep praying to god
ya a rusty gold that ain't got no value
I don't know folks what he bullshitting abt, does anybody got any clue?
sure neute, ya a big dose but full of dust and a expired one
Ya should a comedian playing on Kabhi kushi kabhie gam
look folks, how dis dude is dissed
Dat make who??ok pissed
who??ok ya shuldbe really insane
ya shouldbea gay partner of crawler having sex n van
ya shuldbe crazy saying that ya stole my show
Dis ez virus Mc's show dude, watch ya mouth bro
So respect ya's elders dude and ofcourse your boss
ya stink like hell, let me close my nose
HOmie, don't ya mess wth me,coz i am pro
Everybody knows that your grlfren is a whore


Guys good job, keep on going.

Aight son, be ready for mah cut, nahmean. Here goes:

nigga, I gots me a glock be ready tuh dive
coz imma find yuh, ain't afraid of yuh knife
gots em ar-15's, ak-47's all cocked n' ready
who yuh think yuh be nigga, slim shady?
marshall, yuh ain't no nigga from da ghetto
get real son, yuh can't even spell potato
yuh a thug? Bitch please, yuh sound lahk a wanksta
relax, eat a sandwich, coz yuh ain't no gangsta
real thugs love watermelons n frahd chickens
ain't no thug be soundin' like he luv readin' charles dickens
nigga please, yuh can't even hold a gun
yuh prolly get burned when ya soak up da sun
nigga yuh sound like a pansyass sissy metrosexual
fo sheezy me neezy, yuh ain't no heterosexual
mess wid a playa and yuh'll get a concussion
coz yuh demise fo' shizzle be a foregone conclusion
imma mess wid yo head n' eat yuh brain fo' breakfast
and spit it out and send it all da way tuh belfast
decapitation, torture, been dere dun dat
go home to yo' mammy yuh wussy lil twat
coz if yuh mess wid a pimp
yuh gonna be a gimp
for ever and ever
and ever and ever


peace.

yo, yo thugged out, check dis out.
ya can't be a thug but a li'l tiny bug
ya mum caught ya redhanded f*cking with street dog
ya should'be gotten glock but that's already broke
yeah, mea nigga from da ghetto from southside
ya a dissed m*therf*cker, how many times ya wanna be cried?
Mea pro and that's why ya is jealous as shit
Ya's rap like a 3rd grade rhyme, learn some beat
Mea love slimshady,and he my icon and hero?
What's the problem, if mea can rap better than ya bro?
ya right, i am gonna eat sandwich, ya keep staring
ya's rap full of shit that sounds boring
ya never seen a gansta like me who drop bombs
Ya don't know nothing about rap, go ask mum
Yeah i am renegade and got skill to diss you
calling yaself a playa gets everyone pissed on you
Ha Ha pimp, did ya ever had a grlfren
Oh igotcha ya call ya's grlfren to ya's boyfren
ya a gay rapper that doesn't have taste
ya always a loser, and i am the best
My knife is strong and can cut ya's throat
mea a master of rap, go take some note
Yeah, mea got a gun, thug mea your don
ya can't be nigga cos ya eat everyday bread and bun
Wonder I sometimes, did ya ever killed a fly
Ya better stop rapping otherwise be ready to die.

Yeah, That's what i am talking abt nigga.

Hey fella's where are the nepalese rappers? Spin your shit.

All the biaches in the Haus,
Listen to me now...
I've been gone for a while,
But will show you how
Do this Sh#t, like I do Nigga
Pretty ladies, Woo...I like that Figga
Marshal started Dis, But I rule da place
Quit whinning ya whores, Or y'll get malase
Crawler keeps hearin', ya'll want more
Coz I'll pimp ya'll's face, leave it soar
Don't be jealous marshal, coz I'm in
U'd hide under the ocean, if ya had a fin
Ur rap is best, only in ur room
I'll sweep ur feat, with a broom
Ya dont try to scare me with da Gun
I got 9 bullet holes, ya better run
Hide in ur room, n ya will rap better
Ya can't rap, ya'll a cheater
Talk to the Pro here, I got the game
Don't make my AK47 spit out ur name
Ya'll good for nothing, can't even kill a fly
Will do it again, Coz' I can sly

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C'mon ya'll, show your game....

YO, YO EVERYBODY, LET'S START THIS GAME
AH 1,2,3, REPEAT 1,2,3 FOR 'HE SAKE OF MARSHALL'S NAME
MA GAME, MAH PLACE, YEAH MEAH started Dis thread
KNIGHT CRAWLER, MARSHALL'S IN, YA READY TO BE DEAD
LIVING IN A SOUTHSIDE GHETTO, MAH PLACE EZ DIS 'ND MEA RULE
YA SO SOFT AND TENDER CRAWLER, HAVE SOME RED BULL
MINE EZ BEST AND EXCELLENT AND YA'S DOOM
DERE EZ ONLY WAN RAPPER 'ND THA'S EN MARSHALL'S ROOM
YA A PRO, HA HAAAA TAT MAKES MEA LAUGH
LOOK AT YA'S RAP, IT'S NOT EVEN FULL BROKEN IN HALF
YA TOLD WRIGHT, YA'S GOTTA SWEEP MY FEAT COZ YA'S A SLAVE
YA A TODDLER EN RAPE CITY, G0 PLAY MARIO AND DAVE
YA GOT 9 BULLETS, BUT MEA GOT 90
MEAH MARSHALL YOUR UNCLE, MIX FIVE'O' CLOCK 'ND HENNESY
I WIN WHORES, I WIN GAME, THA'S MY SPECIALITY
HOMIE, YA'S SO DUMB, LEARN LAWS OF GRAVITY
AK47, DON'T COUGH, I GOT MILLIONS OF EM
YA KEEP STARING AS I DROP SOCKETS AND BOMB
YA'S DI'AINT' WENT FOR A WHILE BUT YA'S FADED
YA'S GOTTA BE A DOC, WHERE YA HEADED
I CAN SPIN SOME SHIT, BUT YA CAN'T
YA SO POOR COZ YA LIVE ON TENT
DON MESS WITH MARSHAL
HE'S GOT ZILLIONS OF ARSENAL
DON'T YA SEE HOW NEUTE GOT DISSED
AS A MATTER OF FACT, YA ALSO GOT DITCHED
MEA A PRO AND I RULE THIS GAME
MESSING WITH YA'S BOSS, YA SHOULDA FEEL F*CKING SHAME.



HEA HA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA


GOT THAT????????????????????????????????????/

Marshall, you need to stop..you take rap too serious for someone with no skill...face it kid, you are not an emcee nor will you ever be...and no internet ranking on some lame site is gonna get you respect...and on a sidenote, thuggedout just ate you...

here i go....

i ain't no nigga, i ain't gonna pretend 2 b 1; just a regular guy, giving this battle a try;
F@@king hate it, when people try 2 b someone they r not; desperately, and still fall a mile short;
Marshall, u suck at rapping, oh wait a minute, at imitating, mothaf@@ka irritating faggot;
Know what, u were betta at ur last job; washing dishes suits u betta, rapping ain't ur thing, u lousy snob:
B urself, man, what's the f@@king point of imitating; trying to sound like a nigga;
The only thing "blacker" than ur rhymes, is ur teny-tiny dicka:
Don't ask me how i knew that shit; c'mon man, don't get mad;
Remember! ur wiener was on "before" section of Viagra's ad;

hahahahaha ... u must b cracking up,huh, WTF, "look who's rapping";
.....Man, that's exactly what i thought when i read ur blabbering ...


LOL... i tried.... (in a serious tone)

lmao...
ek se badkar ek...
continue plz

Yo YO folks, enough with dumb jokes.
wha's wrong with ya f*cking blaze?
everyone knows that ya ain't got enough days
Ya got ditched by me, so why ya so mad?
I got power and skill, go ask ya's dad
Dont cough jerk asshole, mea never got eaten
as a matter of fact, ya started thread and ya forgot how ya's was beaten
look at this crazy kid, funoholic
who's got 2 inch lil dic
you better watch ya's mouth, buddy
Ask ya's mummy who z ya's daddy?
ya ain't got no rhythm that makes ya so gay
ya so sick and dumb who never had a good day
don'tcha try to rap holic, coz tha's not in ya's blood
ya's so poor and worthless, ya better start praying god
sickoholic Faggot, bro what the f*ck ya talking abt?
Go ask ya's wife, how me and she gonna spend honey moon tonight?
Ya got some serious problem funoholic, go consult ya's doc
Dude look at ya's rap, everyone knows how ya suck
Dude, i started dis thread and i rule this game
Ya all better start respecting marshall's name.




Peace

"i ain't no nigga, i ain't gonna pretend 2 b 1; just a regular guy, giving this battle a try;"

My hands on her tits, cum everywhere... this girl on my bed, she's da bomb !
Just wondering- Is it just ur lyrics, Marshal, OR r u just plain- dumb ?

No kidding, dude, that was the worst comeback ever...
Better take some ESL classes and try writing something clever !!

U r a "kalunk" among Nepalese;
An emcee disaster; a fast growing disease...
U flunk college n try 2 rap,
Wake up, dude, it's all a dream; just SNAP!!

U broke MOFO; u f@@king shop @ Goodwill;
U landed on earth coz ur mom forgot her pill !
Know what u need is "Rapping 4 Dummies",
Hey dude, open ur mouth n lemme take a piss...

You ain't no rapper,faggot... heck, u ain't even a singer...
I ain't giving u a peace sign, dumba$$, that's a peace sign w/o my index finger __|__

"hahahahaha ... u must b cracking up,huh, WTF, "look who's rapping";
.....Man, that's exactly what i thought when i read ur blabbering ....."

Yo, YO people, hiphop lovers, fans
Marshal is back again
wtha weed and coc stemmed in his brain
Funholic, how abt dickoholic, that sounds better
Ya a gay, how many gayians has send ya letter
The same verse, the same poem and the same rap
Dude, ya a f*cking kid, better grow up
Ima a nep rapper so am i, i can cut you
i can beat you, shit you and diss you
Meah kalunk, f*ck ya, ya a crazy m*therf*king monk
ya should suicide coz ya a worthless gay ashhole chunk
ya telling meah faggot, ask ya's sis how many round we went
As a matter of fact, it didn't happen in room but in tent
Mah a broke rapper and yeah i shop at goodwill
coz i ain't no f*cking stupid like ya to ask mum to pay bill
I work,i rap,i play and that's what I do
Ya's rap so shitty, and as a matter of fact f*ck u
ya don't have to give me peace sign, coz mah myself symbol of peace
ya really suck, ya better stop rapping please!!!!!

YAWWWNNNN..... ...

Can't sleep these days; think i m turning insomniac;
Took ages for u 2 write that stupid shit, u idiot fag.....
Sleeping pills ain't working for me, but ur lyrics are;
Back off, marshall.. or u r gonna leave here with a bad scar..
"Manchey afu jasto cha, aru lai ni tyestai chocha" re;
No wonder, dude, u think everyone is gay!
U shuld quit rapping, dumba$$, n may b i shud too...
but, they say "ladies first!" . SO, AFTER U .....

Mea fi'st.

Yo YO fnholic, ma$st branded, letma tell ya 1 thin'
Why ya bchin with ya's master shakin' that dinlin'
Ya sholuda stop barkin' coz i don't like dogs
JACK A## hilic ya so scared seeing bug as crock
Ma love ladies so do they/
I've seen ya b#nging group with g*ys.
I Consent as ya need some pills
Coz ya aint got DAMN gills
So stop! Turn right coz tha's ya's destiny
Ya's paren sufferin' coz ya couln't send e'm money



HAAAAAAAAAA HAAAA
I dig.

Let's continue this battle. Keep it up fella's