Start a thread too?

Since everyone is just there writing non-sense all the time anyhow, I figured I could start my own little thread as well.

So what is this thread for?

Nonsense ofcourse... who really cares for the facts and real stuff that is going on in the world anyhow? If I did I would rather stay home and watch TV, or go to CNN.com all the time. Since I dont I have concluded that I really dont. I can pretend I do sometimes though.

Pretending is fun. I remember when I was a little boy I used to pretend I was a little girl and vice versa. It never worked out anyhow, I would have something lacking and that would just make me annoyed and I would sometimes resolve things with violence.

Violence is actually a good thing. I dont know what people have against it. The videogames, the movies, songs, pictures etc etc. anything related to violence. I think kids should be allowed to play more video games that are violent. It is a way of releasing all the pent up anger and frustration some people have stored inside them. For example, I read this thread this morning. This one Dell dude had so much anger stored inside him, he started a liberation movement for the down trodden via some stupid thread and got super annoyed when someone mentioned something stuck up his ass... I mean would he have been equally angry if he played super violent video games or resolved to some sort of violent act?

Ok ass, interesting word. You know how some words have been distorted in meaning by society. Like I remember this professor saying in class, "Gay used to be such a Happy word". And it did until someone decided that two people who like people of the same sex are gay. I wonder what that person was thinking. Maybe they thought that people looked more gay when they were with the same sex person. You know, they were just more happy than they would have been if they were with a person of different sex.

Now, let me not get carried away. There is only so much boredom I could kill doing this shit. Since I have written so much already I am going to post it. Why not?

/ME calls Hushpuppy at 1800-hushpuppy and hands himself to her...take me baby..take me. ill do anything :D:D:D:D:D:D....

and for wateva, ill be there for u anytime. with grapes and mangoes. :D my gift!

What is nonsense ?

When sense get lost trying to figure out the sense ?

Question..

Could I.... become a Nanny??

Yes thats what I wanna do when I grow up is what I was thinking about. Well I dont wanna be a nanny anywhere, I wanna go to England to be a Nanny. Not Everyone's nanny mind you, but Jude Law's. Why you ask? (Like you had to!) So that I can have a hot affair with him ofcourse. That sounds cool doesn't it? Ummmm yum.

Oh Hushie wrote some crap above and the only word I caught there was Constantine. Now there's someone else who I would like to work as a nannyfor. Well duties of the nanny must include having an exclusive affair with Keanu and not JUST taking care of his brats. Oooooh life would be good wouldn't it? Did anyone watch "Someone's gotta give"? Oooh fell RIGHT back in love with him. Ok, its getting HOT in here!

Let's try to talk about things to cool down ;). Well, just another one that comes to mind for my Nanny job. Johnny... ummmmm... now for him I would work for free. AND he lives in France. No sireeee I just want hot illicit affair, dont get me wrong. I am sure that hot wife of his does not mind sharing. Well something that good should be shared.

Or I could just become an actress in Hollywood so that I could kiss these guys first hand. Exciting future prospects man. I am glad to be working for a college degree. Hmmmm let me think. My resume should be something like
--- Kissing a Lots of FROGS
--- Not much fond of kids but LOVE short skirts
--- So good with retakes! [CUT! Can we do that scene again!]

Wow! Ok nothing else comes to mind. But those were good. I think Hushpuppie will jabber some more of her nonsense (SO NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT). And I was kinda disappointed by only one application from some loon on crack! Oh well... Life. Looking forward to growing up for a bright bright future!

coould i become an actress...

An actress is someone who can become everyone in one life..from queen elizabeth, to Catherine the great,, to tomb raider, sleepingbeauty, a ghost, spiderwoman, supergal, charlize theron, meg ryan, a helicopter pilto, an army geneal, a Juliet, ,,,,and the list goes on..

Also..the list would go longer...the people I play wth..boys-toys...oopsy that was just a nonsense thought...

Could I become a hippie? Sleep in the jungle and eat fruits from the trees without a care for family or friends, without being afraid of being harmed or hurt. How I wish I didn't have to do a 9 to 5 job and not worry about finances.
If only wishes were horses, beggars would ride them or is it the other way round?

I better stop, I am starting to feel sorry for myself.

meera,
be glad that u have 9-5 job....
some aren't that lucky either (o:

whateva,
btw, what happened to my application? lost in the shuffle or ur big pool of applicant (o:

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as always
what do i know?

forgot to ask hushp,
i am waiting for that ticket of ur premier show?
when is that again ?


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in mere innocense
what else do i know?

Start a course on "How to be a Bitch?".

I believe I could... whooo hooo all the credit of the idea goes to some idiot with the word sahila in his name. I am butchering the poor idiots name but oh well.... Guess what people, I am back!

Yes, yes... haven't been this bored since a long time but today I am in the mood to write some crap as well... so lets start with this course idea... I can make a rough outline and give a general idea about the admission, dinero and all that stuff.

So what is the most important thing to be a Bitch you ask? Boobs ofcourse... so you would have to have boobies to enroll into my course (only exception would be sahila dude, all the gay guys out there and some openminded freaks who are willing to adjust attitudes!). Secondly, all the applicants will be pre-screened by a panel of bitches to see if they have what it takes. Thirdly, money ofcourse because it is going to be a 3 credit course with $500/credit.

All applicants can bring husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends or anyone else for practising. Their homeworks might create some tension in the home front but that is normal. If you want to master the art, home is the only place where you can succeed. Some exception and smart ones might be able to master the art without affecting their home front and those will be the ones receiving an A in the course.

Now for an outline:
1. Bitchiness for dummies (This is an aptitude test that will decide which level of the course you are suitable for. Level 101, 201, 301 or advance 400 and above levels)
2 How to be an effective bitch.
3. Why not?
4. Its an attitude not a lifestyle.
5. Tests, quizzes, Homeworks and one final exams.

All the applicants scoring low for #1 are going to have to do Bitchiness100 in order to qualify for 101 and above levels.

Start a course on "How to be a Bitch?".

I believe I could... whooo hooo all the credit of the idea goes to some idiot with the word sahila in his name. I am butchering the poor idiots name but oh well.... Guess what people, I am back!

Yes, yes... haven't been this bored since a long time but today I am in the mood to write some crap as well... so lets start with this course idea... I can make a rough outline and give a general idea about the admission, dinero and all that stuff.

So what is the most important thing to be a Bitch you ask? Boobs ofcourse... so you would have to have boobies to enroll into my course (only exception would be sahila dude, all the gay guys out there and some openminded freaks who are willing to adjust attitudes!). Secondly, all the applicants will be pre-screened by a panel of bitches to see if they have what it takes. Thirdly, money ofcourse because it is going to be a 3 credit course with $500/credit.

All applicants can bring husbands, boyfriends, girlfriends or anyone else for practising. Their homeworks might create some tension in the home front but that is normal. If you want to master the art, home is the only place where you can succeed. Some exception and smart ones might be able to master the art without affecting their home front and those will be the ones receiving an A in the course.

Now for an outline:
1. Bitchiness for dummies (This is an aptitude test that will decide which level of the course you are suitable for. Level 101, 201, 301 or advance 400 and above levels)
2 How to be an effective bitch.
3. Why not?
4. Its an attitude not a lifestyle.
5. Tests, quizzes, Homeworks and one final exams.

All the applicants scoring low for #1 are going to have to do Bitchiness100 in order to qualify for 101 and above levels.

ass.. ass is a funny word, once my freind asked if I wanted some asscream, em like wth:D then she's said it was ICEcream lol :D and gay is a cool word and after all gays are sexy too, it just scuks how they don't like gals eh?and violence is BAD BAD BAD, be it verbally, spiritually(haha) orrr physically! omgg.. now I am being a stupidass and pretending is such a pain in the ass, I cannot really lie, words just blurt outta my mouth and cheeks star turning red and I simply cannot hold back my laugh *chuckles* lmao now I have the "sperm brothers" episode from familyguy on my head, soo funny, gosh okay this is gay now.

screw your long long post, how to be a bitch!
you just wear slutty clothes, ditch your best freinds for that hot guy, swear at the teachers and people, be really mean and aggresive, start doing cool things, you know.. ignore people and give a dirty look, put lotta makeups on and there you are, a purrfect be ai tee see aich,,,,,,,,,bitch eh?

WOW i wasn't bored for the last wateva minutes it was

wateva, could you also give classes on how to deal with B@tches :)? tyo po ali tough jasto lagcha malai ta!

Start Another Course called: "How to deal with Bitches?" (special request from Oys.... so he gets the first credit for free, $1000 for the other 2 credits)

This course is basically an attitude adjustment course. Everyone has way to deal with things and this will help you find out yours. Are you the crying kind? Are you the kind that gets violent when mad? Are you the quiet sulking kind? Then this is the course that would help you find the inner you.

I will outline the course as well as give you a brief on why it is so important. Lets think like a man for a second, shall we? According to most of them, 90% (maybe 95) of the women suffer from bitchiness syndrome and they quite aptly relate that to PMS. Now this idea is a good one and I believe all women should strongly use it. But who needs this How to deal class? The following:
- all the manly men
- all the men who think they are manly men
- all the men who wanna be manly men
- all females who are not bitches
- all females who wanna be bitches but failed

The course outline is as follows:
1. What is PMS? (Post, Pre, Present or Perennial?)
2. How to suck it up.
3. Crying is really OK.
4. Men can cry too!
5. Learn the I's - Interesting or Ignoring. (when to use what!)
6. Deal.
7. Will have tests, quizzes and exams where the students will be subjected to bitchiest of the bitches. Their performance and improvments shall be noted.

All the applicants are subjected to an additional fee for the tests. I am not liable for any emotional or mental damage caused to them by the exams, tests, quizzes or the class itself.

ohoo DHANYABAD!

errr...can i just squeeze in one credit for the intercession? you know its not much of a break and i think I can do my internship where i am as you know it :). Can i get extra credit for that?

Oops... the first credit free was a misinformation there... Where you are you can definitely afford more so I might have to specially increase the price to $800 just for you :P

सो द मोस्ट इम्पोर्टान्ट थिङ्ग टु बि ए बिच इज दुध? इट इज माई ओपिनिअन दैट मिस वाटेभर इज अन टु सम्थिङ्ग। ऐ लभ बुबिज, द बिगर द बेटर, ऐन्ड मोस्ट बिचेज हैब बिग बुबरोनिज। सम्टाईम्ज ऐ ओन्लि थिङ्क अबाउट बुब्स एस्पेसली द बाउन्सी टैप्स, नो वाट ऐ मिन वाटेभर नानी????

Khoi looks like somebody (Thugged out) got laid off recently and has a LOT of time writing in Nepali AND every other thread possible. Gosh, the boredom of joblessness!

यस, यु आर रैट वाटेभर नानी, ऐ गट लैड अफ! सो अल ऐ डु दिज डैज इज रैट इन नैपाली!
बट यु, मिस आर ऐक्टिङग ऐज ईफ यु कैन्ट रिड देवनागरी, विच ऐ ह्याभ ए हार्ड टैम
ऐक्सेप्टिङ्ग!! बट, ऐ वज टकिङ्ग अबाउट द इम्पोर्टान्स अफ बुब्ज टु बि ए बिच। लेट अस नट इस्ट्रे फ्रम दि टापिक!!!!!!

thugged out Babu, vat ai theenk is dat you need to learn hau to rait in devanagri corektly phirst. Teel then no talk abut bubs! Ef you peek a language properly ai wud rid it better.