once a sardarji dates a girl and invites her to his house telling that there would be nobody in the house tomorrow.The following day ,sardarji's gal friend makes her way to sardarji's house....guess what? there was nobody in the house... not even Sardarji

Funny...

Sparrow

Fantastastic!!!!!!!!!!!

Once Banta Singh wanted to hang a poster on his bedroom wall using a thumb-pin. Even after a several attempts, he couldn’t get the thumb-pin to stick to the wall because he was hammering on the pin and trying the thumb part to get inside the wall. He got frustrated and screamed. After listening to his screams, Santa Singh who was sleeping in the next room stormed into Banta Singh’s room. As soon as he saw what Banta Singh was up to, Santa Singh started to laugh his ass off.

Banta Singh: “What are you laughing at? Don’t you see that I’m getting frustrated trying to get this thumb pin work?”
Santa Singh: “You’re dumb, Banta. How could you stick that thumb pin on that wall? That thumb pin belongs to the wall on the other side.”