Perfect marriage is based on a perfect misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christhe.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years;
I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
Marriage is a three-ring circus:
- engagement ring
- wedding ring
- suffering.
Every man should get married some time;
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!
- Anonymous.
Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
- Oscar Wilde.
Bachelors know more about women than married men.
If they didn't, they'd be married too!
- H. L. Mencken.
A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers,
That your wife will give you for free.
- Anonymous.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why,
when a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to
home always.
- Anonymous.
I asked my wife, ? Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
She said, ?Somewhere I have never been!?
I asked her, " How about our kitchen??
-Anonymous.
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
- Anonymous.
My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
- Anonymous.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell
off.
- Anonymous.
She ran after the garbage truck, ? Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, " No, jump in ".
- Anonymous.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at
the front door, Who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up if you
let him in.
- Anonymous.
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a
wish and threw a penny. The wife decided to make a wish too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled and said? It really works ?
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday.
- Henry Youngman.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman
who will give you a little love, little affection, little tenderness?
It means you are in the wrong house.
-George Burns.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family.
in ANOTHER city.
- Anonymous.
