Lot of changes has happened during past few months. Bush days are almost over which means there will be some openings for sign language interpreters. No wonder Obama once said he would soon create jobs once he enters Whitehouse. Surprisingly for the first time in last eight years, Uncle Sam wants to be excused for not foreseeing the consequences in Aai-raque. Mere co-incidence, he expressed this while he was pardoning that old fat thanksgiving Turkey. Youp! It is true. I saw him in TV expressing his desire to be excused and that too with lot of hand gestures. However, I should not be that judgmental about his hand movement. Let us not forget the fact that humans are animals too. And, once you know how they interact without language, they become so predictable. I was like I knew he would say that. It is rather entertaining sometimes. Anyway, I want that 40 secs of my life back.

Old but Good news out of Switchzerland, the hadron collider did not create black holes even though it is not working well. That is the only success out of that freaking atom smasher. You know what! I would have been bit excited if that atom smasher had gone wrong. At least we would be in the same phase since we already have lot of black holes created by these freaking maoshit government. Economy back home is also in no exception in this troubled period but our ministers who seem to have suffered from verbal diarrhea are equally working hard to get it back in the shape. They have already announced the plan to award the degree out of real life experience. What an idea! no more allocation of budget in education sector. Bravo!! Wish I could give you guys millions of air mileages so that you would use this in your next visit abroad. I know it is tough time. Michael is selling his last pair of gloves not that he needs one and even Santa is broke and asking for gifts. Somebody please bail him out so that he can at least give away some cheap little Chinese toys. What a dilemma! Problem has it. Regardless of this difficult days, it is Christmas time and we have to keep our spirits high. Deccan guys had said the same thing in Mumbai couple of weeks before Eid. Anyway, people who believe in god are busy choosing the gift for their loved ones. But Good luck! if you are looking for non-Chinese product as it is virtually impossible to find something which is not made in China. It is like winning the lottery out of scratch card.

Let us change the topic and talk about sports little bit. There is almost nothing interesting to watch in TV except for this annual dog race. Every time these dogs leak and poop in the middle of the race, they show commercials. Believe me, that is how funny it can get. Besides that, boxing channels are not that bad either. I do not know why but I see lot of full time Mexican boxers nowadays. It seems like all of them want to get out of the country. UFC is not that bad too but I never understood why they had to grab the buttock first. Correct me if I am wrong but to me, it seems more like a homosexual foreplay. No wonder it is becoming so popular among hollywood dress designers. Talking about the sports, Ronaldo recently got duped with transvest in San Paulo, I was like I know man you could not run but it is not like soccer field, you gotta run sometimes just to save your arse otherwise they will score. Even the long gone sports stars are making news. Oj's recovery turned burglary. He is now behind bars but he has his own justification though. He said that he was being little emotional seeing his own memorabilia in that Las Vegas room. I wish I could be that emotional when I saw that ShivaParbiti duo in that museum in DC. Rumors are everywhere these days almost about anything. CNN is more concerned whether or not Obama will use 'Hussain'as a part of his middle name in his inaguration ceremony. Do not worry folks! even if he uses that, he will not blow himself up in the middle of ceremony. And the most reoccurring one is 'Obama is Muslim'... Yeah! it is the talk of this small redneck town which had overwhelmingly voted for Palin. "Me too", uttered this self-claimed Muzahiddin from Gutanamo bay who feels very unfortunate to survive due to some kinda wrong wiring. "Yeah! accident can happen man"..I would have said that if I were to console him.

Apart from all these news, crumbling economy is still a hot topic. However, people seem more worried about 200 lber Oprah rather than troubling auto industry. "I think she needs some kinda bailout to get out of this situation", explains this 19 yr. buxom Blondie when asked about how Oprah may survive this ordeal. Jokes aside, CEOs may not get hefty bonus this Christmas and you may soon out of work but do not worry. There are still few places left to land your carrier ahead. No experience necessary, they will train you from day one. No Gimmick! Please visit seamonster.com. Yes! it is true. Somali pirates are hiring.

Jira, good one as always. Enjoyed thoroughly!

Good composition of all the recent news.Impressive style of writing.Keep it up.

 Yup..yup I am applying for the position. Even vacancies at Somalian Pirates are limited! ;-)

Nice work Jira.

 

Here I come ...


We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

Pass on the rum Mate

Shaq!

yo chai Somali pirates ho ki kya ho?

:-)

 

Jira dai..... Carrieban is not safe for Pirates no more too many cruises and all they have is credit cards ... which are prolly about to max out ...

 

Oil is money :)

 

Keep us updated on job openings :)

Jira reminds me of Art Buchwald and Dave Barry put together with Nepali masala.  Funny,  always interesting, and with that homeward bound feel to the boot.

Jira Dai aka. "a legend is still a legend"

Another classic piece as always. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Keep em' comin!

जिरादाई,

सोमालिया भन्या जे भए नी परदेश, न साहु आफ्नो न आसामी। मौका पाए एक थरी ढिकी कुटने अर्को थरीले घान हाल्न बेर लाउँदैन हाम्लाई। फेरी भुपरीबेस्टीत देशको मान्छे समुद्री लुटेरा हुन टेरलिङ पनि गतिलै चाहिएला। त्यो भन्दा त उतै आफ्नो भुपरीबेष्टीत स्वदेशमा सुप्रिम कामरेड ले
खोल्या स्याल जत्थामा भर्ना हुन जानु पर्ला जस्तो छ। जागिर पनि हुने, पढाई पनि (त्यै के त एम ए डिग्री)-- त्यो एम ए को कुरा चै सार्है राम्रो।  माओबादीले केही गर्न सकेनन भन्ने हरुको मुखाँ बुझो लाईदिन्छ यस्ले। बरु यसो पनि गरे झन राम्रो हुन्थ्यो, छ बर्ष पुगेका सबैलाई एक कक्षा पासको प्रमाण पत्र दिने। सात बर्ष पुगेकालाई दुई कक्षाको। त्यही क्रमले १६ बर्ष पुगेका सबै १० कक्षा पास। १८ बर्षका १२ पास, त्यही क्रमले बर्ष अनुसारको शैक्षिक प्रमाणपत्र दिए पछी देशको सैक्षिक क्षेत्रमा केही लगानी नगरी नतिजा १००%।  जेलको साँचो चोरलाई दिने हाम्रो गाममा नगएर कता सोमालिया तिर जानु? हँ जिरादाई, के छ बिचार?

पैसा खर्च नगरि देशमा शैक्षिक क्रान्ती ल्याउन तम्सेका छन् देशमा, दीपले भने जस्तो बरु उतै लागे डिग्रि  पनि अनि मेसो मिल्यो भने तिघ्री पनि, हे हे हे; हाम्रै देशको समूद्री लुटेरामा आवेदन हाल्ने कि?

गजब!

 

Thanks Homlal, Grace S & Des. soul. & Sgy.

Birkhe & Deep~

aba jaani haina ta pramaanpatra lina? aba ke ke sakna baaki cha..woottai gayera lini..

jaani ho milera ?

 

Dear friends,

Aba kasaiko afno NAAM pani Raja n Rani haru ko chha bhane,sabaile naam change garera arko NAGARIKTA ra Passporst linu parne Naya Niyam auune bhayo.

Just a thought.You never know about things which could come in New Nepal.So sad.

 

Oops,sorry i posted this one in a wrong thread.