let's try and translate Nepali Ukhaan Tukka in english.
sojho sadho angreji ma sathi haru....
let me start with few

भाग्यमानी को भूतै कमारो
*** Lucky Person Ghost Servant

जुन गोरु को सिंह छैन त्एस्कै नाम तिखे
*** Which Bull no horn that bull HORNY

कस्को बौ को के तागत
*** whose father what vitamin

जो गाउँ को मुखिया उही बाटो हगुवा
*** Who village leader, shit in road

नच्न नजान्ने आगान टेडो
*** No dance know, floor incline.


Add more guys and gals..

खाई न पाई छालाको टोपी लाई

"Eating na getting, putting leather cap"

 

"अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए,  झुसे बरुलो।।।।।"

hornet ate bachhyu ate, hairy wasp!!

एक कान दुई कान मैदान

"One ear two ear, playground"

Na-khaau bhane din bhar ko shikaar
khaau bhane kancho baabooko anuhaar

not eat? only prey out of day-long hunt
eat? the prey's face resembles that of youngest uncle

 Ek dinko pahuna mitho mitho kha, dui dinko pahuna jaso taso kha, dherai dinko pahuna jatasukai ja.

One day guest tasty tasty eat, two day guest some how some how eat, many day guest go to hell or eat my sh*t.

कागलाई बेल पाक्यो हर्स न विस्मात !

"bel ripe, crow happy nor sad"

काग कराउदै गर्छ पिना सुक्दै गर्छ !

"crow crying, pina drying"

छन गेडी सबै मेरी छैनन गेडी सबै तेरी !

"have balls all mine, don't have, all yours"

 

भोक मिठो कि भोजन?
hunger tasty or meal?

चीन्नु न जान्नु घचेडी मग्नू
don't know don't know push n beg

very well said lets HaveFun bro

"crow crying, pina drying"

hahaha very funny

Barha barsa ramayan padhayo sita ko budha ko bhanda hanuman re
12 years i taught ramayan sita's husband who? hanuman
Barha barsa kukkur ko puchhar dhungra ma rakhyo tedho ko tedhai
12 years put  dog's tail under boulder still curly
babndar ko pucchar tie na ijar
Monkey's tail neither tie nor belt

जोगीको घरमा हिप्पी पाहुना ।
saint's house hippie visitor

सीतैंमा पाये भट्टि रीत्तै ।
when free make pub empty

bhukne kukkur le tokdaina
bark dog don't bite

जँहा केरा उहिँ मदिसे को देरा ।
where bananas madishes encroach (if u don't like madishes ban kera)

Bhir baat ladrane gorulai ram bhanna sakinchha kadh halna sakindaina

You can say "God Bless" to an ox going down hill but cant put your shoulders


तरुनी हुँदा सयवटा पोई,मर्ने बेला कोइ न कोइ ।
when young 100 pimps when dying only 1 chimp

कस्को बौ को के तागत?

whose father what vitamin??

जब राती बुढी ताती.

when night oldwoman HOT.

न पौने ले केर पायो बोक्रै सित खायो
No getting man banana getting cover with eating.

कानो गोरुलाई औसी न पुर्ने
For deaf OX neither full moon nor dark moon

 जुन गोरुको सिंह छैन , उशैको नाम तिखे.

    which buffalo no horns , his name sharpie

अछ्यु खाए बछ्यु खाए,  झुसे बरुलो।।।।।

oh shit, oh fu ck, hairy wasp.

जुन गोरुको सिंह छैन , उशैको नाम तिखे.

 

which bull don't have horns is horny....... hahahaha!!!

काम गर्ने कालु मकै खाने भालु

Black person works but maize is eaten by a prostitute.

"Khaaye Khaa, Na Khaaye Ghich"

"eat eat ,no eat swallow"

बाँदरको हातमा नरिवल

monkey hand coconut

जहाँ गुलियो त्यहाँ बाहुन भुलियो !

Whereever sweet, bahun lost there !!

जसो जसो बाहुन बराजु, उसै उसै स्वहा!

How how bahun ancestor, thus thus swaha!!

बाहुन ले च्याउ खाओस् न स्वाद पाओस!

Bahun neither eats mushroom, nor gets taste!!

 
नेवार बिग्र्यो भोजले, बाहुन् बिग्र्यो मोजले !

Newar spoilt by feast, bahun by enjoyment!!

आज राती सपनामा हात्ती करायो, बाहुन बाजे हग्न जाँदा धोती हरायो !

Today  night elephant cried, bahun grandpa lost dhoti when went to shit!!

अल्छीले जति जैसी ले जान्दैन !

Jaisi does not know more than a lazybone!!

पुड्के बाहुनको सुड्के चन्दन !

Dwarf bahun's short sandalwood paste!

(Bahun special...)

Hijo Ko Challa Aja Ko Furti..

Yesterday's chicken, today's strength

hatti ayo hatti ayo fussa

elephant come elephant come, collapse