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Ishwor
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Posted on 12-25-07 3:51
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Posted on 09-28-08 9:44
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Second opinion!
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.'
The doctor says, "It's because of old age."
The woman says,'Doctor, I want a second opinion.'
The doctor says,"Sure,- you are ugly too."
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Posted on 10-01-08 1:37
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Ram & Shyam were both in a mental hospital. Once they were walking past a swimming pool, Ram suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Shyam promptly jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom and pulled Ram out.
When the medical director became aware of Shyam’s heroic act, he immediately ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him to be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Shyam the news he said, “Shyam, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is Ram, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Then Shyam replied, “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry.”
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Posted on 10-10-08 4:40
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( नेपाल )
जुन गोरु को सिङ छैन तेस्को नाम तिखे:
जुन देशमा समयको महत्व छैन, त्यो देशमा सबैलाई हतार, अनी जैले ट्राफिक जाम।
जुन देशमा अशिक्छित सत प्रतिसत छन त्यो देशमा सबैलाई हरेक बस्तुको ज्ञान।
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Ishwor
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Posted on 11-23-08 12:16
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Windows curtain!
भउते enters a store that sells curtains (पर्दा).
He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
He showed him several patterns, but भउते seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.
भउते replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"
भउते tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"
भउते says, "Hellllooooooooo……..I've got Windows!" ------------- Old Joke with new name!
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Posted on 01-25-09 5:00
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i liked this too..
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Posted on 02-03-09 12:31
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Posted on 06-04-09 4:18
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GAFADI DOCTORS: Someone is telling the truth.
French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one
man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of
one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.'
The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'
An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way
behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois , put
him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.'
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Posted on 06-05-09 1:40
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एउटा पार्टीमा एक भलाद्मीले धेरै रक्सी पिएर एउटी महिलालाई घुमीघुमी हेर्न थाले ।
'किन यसरी हेर्दै हुनुहुन्छ ?' महिलाको धैर्यताको सिमा नाघ्यो ।
'बहिनी' रक्स्याहा बोल्यो-'तपाईं साह्रै कुरुप हुनुहुन्छ ।'
'यसमा मेरो के गल्ती छ र, मलाई भगवानले नै यस्तो बनाइदिए , यसमा म के गर्न सक्छु र ?' महिलाले आहत हुँदै भनी ।
'तपाईँ यहाँ नआएर आफ्नै घरमा पनि त बस्न सक्नुहुन्थ्यो ।'
साभार: साप्ताहिक
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