It has been terribly hot these days, the temperature has been record breaking and so is my temper. Whether it is Cynthia from Truth and consequence, New Mexico or Til Prasad from Kalikot, everybody knows it is due to global warming. And, I am the only one who has not deciphered this little thing called global warming yet. "Some kinda Ozone shi* getin messed up man", I vividly recalled this guy from my African history class who spent most of his time playing X-game outside the class room. I tried my best to get an A and he later dropped outta class. He is now a full time X-gamer earning thousands if not millions and here I am still struggling to pay my lawyer fee just to maintain this crazy little thing called status. Tell you more about myself, I never intend to go back home but I always maintain my pride about returning home. I never did say I would not return back while most aliens would say otherwise.

Not being able to speak truth is my sole weakness. To add more, I do not posses this precious thing called Grin card. All I have is this tattered library card from my old school but I still do hesitate to throw this away knowing that it is not gonna do much shi* anyway. I get irritated when Bush talks about peace and Girija talks about monarchy.
Sometimes, I want to be Dwayne Johnson whose speaker system worth twice than his car. I wish I could be careless like him so that I would not have to be bothered by these hypocrisies. But unfortunately, this thing called education has made me half moron. I love debate but I never win. I love my country but I never go back for good. Thanks to six pyaak Corona which has been doing superb job as a cover up for my dilemmas. I say I never eat beef but I do not think anybody knows real taste of steak but me. When local bands play in the street, I do not waste any opportunity to be a first customer to buy ribs with BB sauce but I have made so many Muslim friends just by saying..Hey! pig is considered filthy in our religion too. I go to church but Christians never impressed me. Mosque is out of question. I know nothing about Buddhism but I have given speech on Dhammapad. And, I feel proud to say that I am Hindu by birth while I munch my half-eaten burger. If you see me at Burger King, that is me in the corner....losing my religion. Bravo Michael Stipe!!!

yaso kaileykai dikka lagera jathabhabi bolincha.....kasaiko chitta nabujhya bhaye maaph pawuna paye hunthyo! kasaiko chitta bujhya bhey ho.ho tyai ho mailey bhanya bhaney ni huncha.......aba kattai galti bolda sachhyawuni ni tyaam chaina ma sanga umer lay garda kheri jasto bhai sakyo...

...grammy ma bhanya jasto thanks Seri, thanks tom..my 6 yr old son Jimmy....thanks dan..and at last, thanks to my producer..one more..thanks to all you guys out there.......bhanda ni napugera ..."Did I miss anybody?" bhanera naam bhattyawundai bharyaang orlina parni bho mailey ni aba......

Thanks for reading

Nice humor! I always enjoy your humor.

Ain't that how we all are in some stupefying way...We talk and give advice on issues that we know the least about (thinking we're experts in it, always qucik to shut down others if we feel threatened).  LMAO  Superb one here too myan!!  You should start a blog or something...Have read a few of your works and cannot respond to all as I don't hate anything more than someone bringin a thread back from the grave (and am kicking myself in the azz for doing this...But had to let you know that I'm lovin your works).  Good job!!

Nepal ko gai khako haina kyaaree.....amricaa ko gai khayera paap lagney haina..........i feast on beef too taara ghar ma lyarera  pakaune samma chaii bhako cchaiina.....aani tyahi ho kuro  chahi

up purano thread ni kata bata mathi ayecha phiri...janmadin manaidiwu na ek haat

maathi lyawuni haat lai dhannebaad hai