Hey hiee!!! to all the nautanki bridage ko manche haru lai..........
here goes the listing of the members of the batallion...
captain the cappu cleo de cleopatra game of casino lemon de lemony lootekukur de loote flip_flop de flippy juggy de jugg bahadur tamang lady de TL aznshawty de asantustiiii sndy de sandiyana world_map de MAPPAY (naksha know each and every corner of the world) jyotsna de jyotiii (diyoo) nails de NAIL CUTTER.....AND BUTTER JACKSPARROW DE cheparoooo(lizard ) ke LOL!!! hankora de bangara...... lol !!!!!! loote knows the other rhymes pacifer de sarcifice..... cAmoflaged de camo Hi_Nanu de BIG BABU npl2us de nepal bata amrika bender de vendor miss me de MADAM YOU ?????????? MANVI DE manadevde first lichhavi king nepal ko chora de nepal ko rastrapatii(PRESIDENT OF NEPOLL) CHANA TARKARI DE jeri purii chana tarkarii comrade betal de coward beetle thapap de THAPUP..... UPTOWN GAL de DOWNTOWN guy..... gUNTE se 2nd BHUNTE sochdai baseko ta mero nai bhulechu
rockend de rocket launcher ... still the same.. couldn't find any better post than this for meh....
hello!!!!!!!! everyone.......
let's rock again...........
this is someone's baby of our batallion plz help meh out to find whose son is this....
.LOL sndy! ... He will definitely sing the song for you again, all he needs a small reason to do that music again, loves it a lot ni.. Again Leather ko Dhoti? ha ha ha!!
Captain ko meeting chai kasto ho, kunni? Yaha NY ko jasto hoina hola jaha meeting chahi Yak Restaurant ma huncha and meeting bhanda jyada meat-eating huncha! Tyahi kura aaja garcha, aarko hafta pani and tyas pachi pani! LOL
And here;s he singing SANDIYANAAAAAAA...and our sndy wearing black and dancing in his tune :P
Captain, I just loved praveen babi and apparently used to take her as zeenat aman and vice versa at times. but i guess i liked praveen more than zeenat. :). praveen looked like ROYAL girl, didn't she? matter of fact she is. :P
Oh well, we have similar taste in beauty as well ! :D
Praveen babi errrrrrrrrrr....i mean Cleo :P Long time no see? khai ta malai? dark belgian chocolate? :-(
Titauri aka batari: ke chha? khai ta malai titaura? NABOLNE :D
Uppu, Nakkali #3? since TL is no 1 and AZN is no 2 already! HEhE
Camo bro, OH Khai ke paan banaras waala, khul jaaye banda akal ka taala.. i soooooo like chewing paan right now after heavy indian lunch i just had! khai kata aaunu parne ho paan khaana ? :D
A BIG hi to poonte dai and his dhobini, mappy bro, miss, spYARO, hi dai, NPL, TL, samsara and all :-)
Big Radaaako at Cinci. Base, Ohio:............................................................
"it feels so great to serve this Nautankiland" thought npl2us on his way to Cinci base to check his cool brother Hi-nanu. he is hi dai to most of the nautankies except for those who still don't want to believe his gender; caught up by his name. and his name is the sole reason for brigadier SNDY to appoint him as a secret service agent in NL. "see how easily he can get around under this name"!! says SNDY whenever she is asked why hi dai holds this post. Anyways let's get to the story.
Door bell rings at hi dai's house. i must say hi dai is one and only true Nepali. He has a big posture of Buddhha at his door and his door bells rings like "ko ho, ko ho?"- just like a Koilee in char koshey jhadi! nobody heard the door bell because i could hear the kitchen fan running and i could smell aroma of Nepali spices at the door, apparently, bhabijaan was cooking. i hit the bell again and almost said "it's me, npl2us" at "Ko ho, ko ho?" of the door bell.
bhabijaan: oh ho babu! what a surprise? (white flour on her apron and a belna on her right hand was a clear indication that we were having aalu paratha for dinner. npl2us: darshn bhauju! (walking in) npl2us: oie poontee bhuntee! check uncle's pocket talking to mutu (hi dai's daughter). her brain has been conditioned by now to know there'd always be miniature candies for her. npl2us: k chha ta bhauju latest? bhabijaan: k hunu yo america ma? sarai monotonous life, boring. she sounded like missing Nepal too much. npl2us: where is hi dai? bhabijaan: he should be here shortly. "Ani bihe garney kailey ho bhanya babu?"- she asked all of a sudden. npl2us: hajur khojisyos na ta! bhabijaan: there are too many at your brigade ni! npl2us: no wayyyyyy! "malai jindagi bhari peti coat ko kassam khanu chha ki k ho? i don't know why i cannot stop saying that are better off not saying. it just slips out, out of nowhere. i knew i shouldn't have let bhabijaan know what happened at the brigade that afternoon. right after i finished what i said, bhabijaan was behind the peti coat at the brigade. unwillingly, i had to disclose everything. i told what hi dai thinks about it, what Loote said, and how dai replied back Loote. i did not have any choices but to be honest about the peti coat kanda at the brigade. i could tell bhabijaan was quite upset the way she was belling paratha: pressing belna real hard and throwing (not putting) aalu on roti. Thanks lord hi dai is not around when she is all armed with belna and other kitchen stuffs! After a couple minute she broke the silence: "no wonder you guys are s eager to go to work!!!" i could feel her anger at hi dai in her tone. hi dai was late that night to fuel her anger. "Sudda still must be talking with Loote and all about the same darn peti coat, which soon could become the hell breaker" i thought. Mutu was in bed when he came.
Honk-Honk! hi dai secured his van with his remote. as usual he entered saying NEPTE DA what a surprise? he knew i was there. it's obvious when you see raggedy burgundy colored 1989 Accord that has foam coming outta seats filled with junk- it's me around. i said darshan to him. i am pretty sure i have teased him enough for him to sulk his pot belly in when he is around me. Bhabijaan: have you brought me green onion? (apparently, she had asked him for that). Peti coat, late and no green onions? that's it, buda! you are gone, i was saying it in my head. i have not prayed that hard in my life for anything. but i was praying for hi dai to say NEPTE DA i left it in the van, could you please? Pashupatinath must have been intoxicated when i was praying. hi dai: lau ja! mailey ta bhusukkai........... before he could finish his whole sentence a hot boiled aalu hit his forehead at the right hand corner. it stuck there for exactly three seconds before it fell. dai got first degree burn from that. i was so surprised to see how good she was at hitting the target. she completely skipped that long nose and hit right there at the forehead. "had it been me, there was no way i could have kept that pointed nose outta my way! SNDY should call bhabhijaan to play for her softball team where she is in desperate need of a pitcher" i thought.
Anyways, before things got worst i decided to leave. i thought - buda budi ko jhagada paral lo aago. they'll be aight tomorrow. i picked a rose at their garden, and started doing should i get married? should i not? pulling out the petals. darn thing paused at- get married. i could not believe that after witnessing hi dai under first degree burn!
This morning i called bhabhijaan. everything must have settled, she was as cool as she has always been except for last night. i asked where was hi dai. she said he's at work. and your dai is wearing red palpali dhaka topi to work to hide that aalu mark said while laughing. i imagined him at his first day to teach at valley campus to impress Bhadraman on his red palpali dhaka topi.
No wonder hai dai posted an unusual quote this morning!
Nepte, U're simply brilliant maaaaaaaaaaaan, aiyaa...ma ta mare haasera..Bhabijaan's roti beling was priceless :)..Ko ho, ko ho re?? hare...kasto hasauna sakya yo manche le..I think u should seriously think of becoming a comedian :) I just can't stop laughing..that was so hilarious..u're getting better and better..Keep it up..:)
Lootecha, aha, OBB singing that song for me?? wah wah..u made my day bhai..bhai ho to aisa :)
Loots- I won't spare you this time...........Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. LTNS. How are you btw? :D Anyways Blue blouse goes well with the Blue Jeans. Wat do u say? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA............................... And yeah for the Dark Belgian Chocolate(90% cocoa on the base and 50% on the top) , you have a permanent stock over there hoina ra? :D:P
Om Bikram Bista Retired hoina ra? How did he sang for u Sndy? .. makes no sense .. aaula chha bhandai ma je payo tehi type garne? ... Hai Dai ko talu ma aalooo, kya majja
What an imagination? Simply brilliant piece of work.Another genius.I enjoyed reading this great piece of fictious story.
-You are simply genius.Your imagination even touched my past teaching profession.
While I was doing my Bachelor back home,I had a friend senior to me,who used to address me as DAI.One,day I asked him why are you saying DAI,you are elder than me and he replied that he address DAI to the person who he thinks is respectable in terms of knowledgebase.With that tradition,I continue to address Nepte and Loote Sarkar as Nepte DAI and Loote DAI from now onwards with all respect to their creativity and imagination-No offense to others. And Others DAI to follow.
sndy, kina earthquake matra? snow storm, tornado, cyclone, hurricane, TSUNAMI nai aaula ni, aaundaina? LOL! kidding. and i thought you're slim :-(....but i was being stupid. ;P nepali women after marriage and in america can never be slim, hoina? hahahahaha...:P
cleo baabi, blue blouse in blue jeans is at least resistible, what about praveen baabi outfit--only white? guess i should give my hand to sketching as well :D
Hi_DAI, LOL! let's drop this daju bhai ko chakkar. hehe...we'll both call each other by name only, ki kaso? ...but i do respect you..especially after knowing that you used to teach :-)
Loots------------- Grrrrrrrrr Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......Don't you dare... I still have one another chance to celebrate ur b'day( I mean the one with exact date and all that...Tithiwalla) So don't you take Panga with me baby... I still have many exclusive sketches in my collection...:D:P
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