Looking for a nice cute gal around - 22 and up living in USA. I thought it would be appropriate to get someone from here then home so I can know her. I am well off, good job, have a house and can't cook lol. Anyone interested can email me ineedu@soon.com thank you.

you guys do have sense of humor...

sanjayS bro... ur description of yourself is too little.....

alright, you said you have a good job and cant cook.... what if you are a bald headed, pot-bellied 40 yr man???? if that's the case, how can u expect to find a 22 yr cuite who can cook 84 byanjan bhojan for you????? lol

OH yeah i need a girl tooo..ehehhehehe

looking for a guy: culinary skills not a must, thats my end of the bargain, but if you dont appreciate my cooking, i will positively kill you.

Porcelina, nun halna nabirsine bhaye chai I may not complain.

I was wondering what does it mean by "positively killing"

1) Ramro sanga 'maya' garera marne?

2) Tyai na manpareko khana 'ghichai ghichai' marne?

3) risai risai OR roi roi Marne?

4) Or is it you simply being as cute as you are? :p

As of me, I need some medicine. Am under da weather. Do u make medicine?

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

positively maane.... i will KILL you WITHOUT fail...


khaana maa nun-sun thikka ko halchhu. any other questions?

Dhaiiit, & I was thinking about some nice hidden meaning of "positively killing".

But,looking at you, it seems you can hardly harm a fly. ;)

Almost as pretty as my tweets. Dyanger raicha timi.

Tara yeuta kura...

Khusnasib hein jo aapkein hato se maraaa,
Warna kisko itna khubsurat maut nasib hota .


Wahhhhhhhhhh, kya mara.

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

nice one!!

aaba taa dhanyabad nai bhannu paarla!


Dhanyabad!

Mention Naat..

And thanks for scaring the hell outta me in this awful day.

And ofcourse, lemme know when shall I apply to be positively dead.

I shall volunteer, if I survive tonight. Adios lassie, so long ;)

Indisguise:)

I'm looking for a hirsute BBW with weight in the upwards of 350 lbs, with unshaved pits and legs, who can cook, clean, make sweet love when I feel the need to vent my sexual frustration, and change my diapers when I poop a big load. Should have extra, extra, extra large melons(upwards of DD if possible), and categorically *must* sing like a croon(as opposed to a crone) so she can put me to sleep with her melodic lullabies. I have a bad habit of sucking my thumb when I am sleeping. Would indeed be a great service if willing to watch me fall asleep. Have already purchased an extra extra large bed with extra extra cushion. Bed springs fashioned out of platinum for extra reinforcement. Two people can easily share the bed.
Must be single and willing to explore. Should be a risk taker.

Phobias: can't stand rolling pins. Therefore, a BBW is ideal for my needs as she can flatten the dough(mmm mmm Parathas) by using her buttocks. Also very allergic to wool. Person sharing this phobia desired, but it is not necessary.
Also lactose tolerant.

My stats: 6'3", 250 lbs, very hairy, nice round pot belly, athletic

Personality: Sociable, funny, sexy, although a bit deranged. Been popping 5 different pills to keep schizophrenia in check. Love watching movies. Into mystery novel. Favorite book: Bram Stoker's Dracula...!

Whoops!!

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed,

"Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies." God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 p.m. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework,then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing greens for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 p.m. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love-which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said,

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.

You'll have to wait 9 months, though. You got pregnant last night."

;)

Ehehehehehehehe. lol, that was funny Ashley.

Indi broda, kati wata application bharchau yaar, kosailai khatai khaat kosailai purpuro ma haat ta bhayena ni hau. Dherai wata application bhardai ma job paaune ho ra ? Dhyet. Best of luck broda (God bless u)

Porcelina, I guesst that's all I need to ask. U r accepted. So when r we getting in touch then ?

|||||||||||Looking for House wife||||||

Must be above 24
Must have completed bachelor degree
Good communication skills.(Knowledge of foreign language is highly desired but it is not a must)
Should have a good sense of humor and know how of handling drunken friends
Must be friendly and should respect to all of the family members. (Knowledge of massaging is highly desired)
No smoking or drinking habits
(Those who have had boyfriends and those who are still in love need not apply)
(Interested girls may apply ASAP)

Thugged Out-------I have been waiting many long and lonely nights (and days) for you! You have described me to a 'T'

When, oh, when may we meet??? So I can flatten parathas for you and watch you fall asleep???

yehan k ho .aadvertisement ho...clasiified ads ho ki k ho..:-P....

Looks like uncensored adds to me. :)

khoi....j bahye ni kaam nalagne add...heheheehehhe...Tyam pass add....:-P

porcelina - you don't need to cook I will get a maid/cook or take you out if needed.
GurL_Interrupted- Damn you are married - but hey I'll go for anything as far as singing I may amaze u.
IndisGuise - I have the best medicine for you

Rest you all thanx for the support - but no one is helping the cause here...Help this broda.Or else I will have to cheat with Gurl_Interrupted.

with the limited info tyou provided even my poodle doesn't wanna be your fren..

lets begin by finding wass your tastes like...coffee or tea??

Q. 2. how do you clean your teeth..use toothbrush or electricbrush?

Q3. do you wear knickers or boxers?

Q4.your shoe size- 7 or 11?

Q5.do play golf or basketball/soccer?

Q6.wats your shampoo-J.crew or JPT??

Q7. You shop clothes at Target or Banana Republic?

Q8. Budlight or Heiniken?

Q9.Jack Daniels or Crown Royale?

Q10.Hours you workout in a week 0 or 10?

Q11.hours you hit the net per day 8/20?

Q12.Vegetable you ate last -potato or eggplant?

Q13.The last book you read - Jack Higgins or Kamasutra?

Q14.Have you considered going for an HIV test..Yes/NO?

Q15.Shrimp or Chicken??

Q16.Your mom or wud be mom in law?

Q17.Are you materialist or philanthropist?

Q18.wud you be a democrat or republican?

Q19.Your music trance/pop or Narayan Gopal?

Q20.wats more thrilling sex in the bedroom or in the rollercoaster?

Q21.Next vacation- Venice/Egypt or Lasvegas/Amsterdam?

Q23.Wats your definition of Paradise - Nepal or Hongkong?

Q24.Aren't you bored yet? Yes or No

Q25.What is the name of the 11th planet???? (no Answer???- You suck)