Hey hiee!!! to all the nautanki bridage ko manche haru lai..........

here goes the listing of the members of the batallion...

captain the cappu
cleo de cleopatra game of casino
lemon de lemony
lootekukur de loote
flip_flop de flippy
juggy de jugg bahadur
tamang lady de TL
aznshawty de asantustiiii
sndy de sandiyana
world_map de MAPPAY (naksha know each and every corner of the world)
jyotsna de jyotiii (diyoo)
nails de NAIL CUTTER.....AND BUTTER
JACKSPARROW DE cheparoooo(lizard ) ke LOL!!!
hankora de bangara...... lol !!!!!! loote knows the other rhymes
pacifer de sarcifice.....
cAmoflaged de camo
Hi_Nanu de BIG BABU
npl2us de nepal bata amrika
bender de vendor
miss me de MADAM YOU ??????????
MANVI DE manadevde first lichhavi king
nepal ko chora de nepal ko rastrapatii(PRESIDENT OF NEPOLL)
CHANA TARKARI DE jeri purii chana tarkarii
comrade betal de coward beetle
thapap de THAPUP.....
UPTOWN GAL de DOWNTOWN guy.....
gUNTE se 2nd BHUNTE
sochdai baseko ta mero nai bhulechu

rockend de rocket launcher ... still the same.. couldn't find any better post than this for meh....

hello!!!!!!!! everyone.......

let's rock again...........

this is someone's baby of our batallion plz help meh out to find whose son is this....

-rockend

Lootecha, pakhlaaaaas...abui..malai gafaadi banayeko?? Katti..:) TL ajha, sang sangai?? hyaaa, malai po rag garirakheko raichain...ma ta aba taaaap NTL baata..I won't come back until Lobhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii does dhanustankaar..la ja ta..
Lobhi, when did u email? Arkai address ma pathayo hola ani malai dos??
TL, ma pani ek chhin jhasanga bhayeko..this place is full of dangerous mines now..need to be careful :)
Nepte, k ko khuching khuching ni??Nepte u too?? I thought u were on my side..katti, boldina aba..
ALVIDA NTL :(.....................................

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Man, that was hilarious! malai ta ajhai haas uthira cha. LOL!

Ma pani alikati try garnu paryo Loote 'Kewl' ko stylema lekhnu.

Loote finds sndy's number from some FBI agent and dials her number.

* Tring tring *

sndy: Hello
Loote: Woof woof
sndy : Lau kun chahi quirey kukur raicha. Ba yo Amrikama pani kukurley phone garney bhai sakey cha. Hamro Nepal chahi kahiley tyasto huney ho.
Loote: Bhow bhow
sndy: Aeee, Amrikan bhanya ta hamro Nepali kukurnai raicha. Hera ma ta timro aru bhasa bujhdina, ma ahiely rakhchu hai ani you take care.

La yeti bhandai, you choto kurakani yeti sakyauchu.

Have a good one people!

thapap - Alik ankhalai stress nadiney fontma lekhana. Bolnulai paisa parney bhaye ta I would adopt this occupation for the rest of my life! :-P

TL - Great to see you too.

LOL Flipsy..good try!!so Nepali kukur goes bhow bhow and amrikan does woof woof..
SNDY: should we get Sanju Baba here to sing " tu rutha to mai ro du gi sanam".. hamilay gau na milayna yasto geet..kay garnu??
LooTe Kumar: I had to be ok with it ni..god knows you may just make me cinnamom powder from arificial sweetner ..
Camo: paratha today?
Captaan: you didn't tell us about your jackson height visit..any paan? or it got blown away along with the note??LOL
:-)

To Flips (sutukka), LOL, that was hilarious :)
To Loote (kum hallaudai) khuching khuching !!

LOL!!! flips....woof woof (with american accent kya! ) :P

sn didu, everyone is going after you these days...ke bha yesto! i guess, everyone loves you so much....yah sachhi! you're my favorite character--full of life, just like me...:-)...no offense to others but ke garne sn is my di :D :P

TL,
cinnamon re hahaha...no no no... you have this uncanny sweetness which is too hard to resist at times...only if you're single re kya ajha!!! hahaha...j/k....hope you know me and my rubbish jokes by now :D

Captain ole' pal!
hetteri! (as sndy says :P) you're my best buddy. now who else could "piccha pading" mero?...sachhi! you have every right! anything for gentleman like you bud anything! :)

thapap,
ke ho marquee ka marquee di raa chha ni bro le...hehe....as always nice to see you :)

camo,
lucky you bro! that twilight was really enticing...wow! out of this world totally! thanks for sharing....

hi_dai,
tehi ta...SL lost....:(. i guess this AUS side was too good for all of them.

npl,
uss uss....ke ho ko secretary pheri? :P

ImI,
when's your porn stories coming? :D :P

rocks,
HI!

aiight folks..will catch you later when i can... :-)

Lootecha, fakauna khojdo raicha yeh...no way..lobhiiiiiiiii lai dhanustankaar gara bhana ani matrai bolchu..natra katti..
Where is Capt. saab, my right hand when I need him ?? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaahh (aye yasari ta mero chora po runthyo...whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa, that's more like it )

Loots,
I decided to give up writing ..Why write dirty stuff ..hahahha...bTw the second part was suppose to be funny not porn..I never write porn ..Ram ram ..

flip ..that was good one.hahaha in america accent : woof woof ...in nepali: bhow bhow

heyluuuuuuuuuuuuu guyssssssssssssssss.

Nautanki Drama at West coast Brigade:.................................

SNDY: ma ek basdinna! dui basdinna! teen basdinna!

Loote: my loply di, please don't say that. i know you are so sweet not to leave us Nautankies. his so lasted for exactly six second.

SNDY: Vo vo lootecha, no cheparey gashing! i am leaving! pretending thussssa but makkhha inside

npl2us: aanch! kya tharkaudo raichha! kaslai ghurkaimg? do whatever you wanna do. (as mean as always)

SNDY: oh Nepte! badta hoina la! ek dinchhu ni ailey! (thussa for real this time)
npl2us: usss usss usss. (sarcastic as usual)

CH: Brig ma'am! why are you paying attention to all these folks! they are stupid to tease you! they don't even know who they are dealing with! Don't leave us, you are the life of this place. (TL walks in)

TL: yo sappai kura ko judd Nepte ho! eesne to saap ke naak me dum karr rakkha hey!

npl2us: thank you TL! for the nice compliments. BTW, let her go if she wants!

Camo: npl2us bro yo ta atti nai bhayo! Please stop this or i am gonna file harassment on you.

UPTGL: stop this fight guys! hello!!! and said thank you for her own reason.

Thapap: on his combat suit, took his hat off and said lobhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! don't leave. everybody in the room was surprised to see thapap without his hat.

npl2us: thapap sir! i did not know you were bald, but it's good your hat completely hides your talu and expose all the hair you have on your head!!!

thapap: see! i am not lobhi! i didn't do lobh to give away my hair for Nautanki land!
SNDY: in that case i will stay.

npl2us: usss usss ussssss!!!

Everybody in the room was happy with SNDY's decision and arranged a dance party at the brigade, npl2us was not invited!

All in jest!

It's time to head out folks! will catch ya'll tomorrow. till then bye bye.

BTW, TL when you put your smiley in this thread please don't put nose on him. your smiley shouldn't have nose ni!:--)

.LoL npl2us bro: ha ha ha!! thay guy you saw on the picture is a huge fat american, probably a marij of obesity. he he he!! and you call him Dalle..LoL..or did you mean, he lived in Dallas, by any chance...re kyaa.... :P

TL: uksaaing ho malai? Pol sunaaing? lol.. now you are acting like my secretary ke..he he he!! tyo pani free of cost.... No Paratha ni aajkal. Amrikan khana I eat ke!! :P

flip flop: that was hillarious piece there. Remembered one incident, when a friend who had just come to USA told me that he heard crows doing "Crow Crow" instead of "Kaag kaag" here....you are so funny!!

LooTe: Thank you. It's nice in here thesedays.

sndy sisterjaan: risaako ho? ko sanga ni?

Hi uptowngal, hello ImI (Ram Ram Ram)

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Yo Nepte chahi atti cha hai..hasayera mare ma ta...usss usss, u're too much..uff..
But, feri malai nai rag garya ?? Pakhlaas..

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''Pakhlaas.. '' sndi sound good ...hihihihi
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Camobhaijaan, risaaing re?? who?? when? what? where?? ma risaaing?? Hasera bhutukka bhaing, kaso gari risaaing..:)
Miss me hello..tara yo nepte lai chahi sachai pakhlaas..:)

sndi ,झाडु ,डाडू पन्यू ,चमच je je chha haat ma sabai liyera ho ?:) (भागे है म चै )

Ho ni, bhaye bhar ko sabai cheez liyera..nepte aba bachena..:)

if u need help .. let me know hai ta :)

sabai cheez jamma gardina lai matrai ..... ke

Hyaa jamaa garna lai matrai?? tyai pani thanks for your help..Nepte ko khair chaina aba..loote lai pani ho?? Loote ko pani khair chaina aba..:)

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oops!! kati hasnu !
sndi LOote lai kina ni pheri kuro thikai ta ho ni ... bro-sis :P:D ( मनमनै : अब चै मैले जम्मा गरेको झाडु डाडु पन्यू मै तिर झटारो आम्छ के रे फेरि भाग्नु पर्यो )