त्यो धोति को धोति आज किन एक्कासी फरफरायो
सायद त्येसले अंग्रेज को दास बनेको इतिहास नै बिर्सियो
बिहान घाम उदाउनु भन्दा पहिला नै धोति लगाएर एक लोटा पनि बोकी मेची खोला को
किनार मा आउछ
आफ्नो पेट सफा गर्छ अनि सिमाना पनि अलिकति सार्छा
हेर त्यो धोति आफुलाई कति बाठो ठान्छ

कहिले बुद्ध लै आफ्नो बनाउछ त कहिले नेपाल लाई नै आफ्नो ठान्छ
भौगोल र इतिहास को ज्ञान नभएको कस्तो होला त्यो धोति को बुद्धि

बहादुर भनि बोलौंचा हामीलाई त्यो धोति
तर बहादुर को खुकुरी देखेपछि एउटा हात ले धोति समाई भाग्छ त्यो धोति
कस्तो आलिकती हिम्मत पनि नभएको रहेछ त्यो धोति

नेपाल चलाउने remote कन्ट्रोल आफुसंग भएजस्तो ठान्छ त्यो धोति
remote को botton दबाई चांनेल change गरेजस्तो हाम्रा नेता हरुको दिमाग change
गरिदिन्छ त्यो धोति
हाम्रा नेता हरु पनि त्येस्तै..
हिडछन समाई त्यो धोति को धोति

आफु नभई चल्दैन नेपाल भन्ने ठान्छ त्यो धोति
कहिलेकाही त लाग्छ पागल भएछ हाम्रो छिमेकि त्यो धोति!

वाहियात!

If I had to translate your poem into simple words it would be "Inferiority, Jealousness and Identity Crisis".
Nepalese are non of those.

Mr Adhikari,
This is really going to help Nepal.  Yestaa kubuddhi haru ley gerera desh ko yo gatti bhaisakyo, ke bhanney yestaaa GADHA haru lai. 

My politicians do not even take a single decision without  getting a green flag from Indian authorities. My mom can not even live without Indian daily soaps. My brother is a big fan of Sachin Tendulkar and my sister adores Ranbir kapoor. I wear indian "Salwar kameej" whenever I go to observe any traditional events. Thousands of my brothers are working in India as gatekeepers, helpers etc, and making a good living for their family, even if they  are less educated. Hundreds of my friends here in USA, work for Indian restaurants, gas stations owned by Indians even if they do not have a legal permission to work.  But I hate Indians (Because they are more successful, wealthy than I am).

I do not care about Budha's principles. I lie at every sentence I speak, feel very happy when I back-bite, badmouth the people around,  I bribe like there is no one watching and I get very voilent if somebody says "Buddha was born in India" like Nepal is lagging behind just because some people said so.



How Ironic is that ?

Neither we want to progess nor we want to see any one's progress. In one sentence - we are simply jealous of Indians.

Well said Cheli !

 Whats wrong with this poem? use of sarcasm? revealation of hidden facts?.
The only mistake you have done Adhikari bro is, you have posted it on sajha where people die for India. TRAITORS!!!!!!!

I dont know thats my jealousy or inferiority or identity crises but This was just for fun like every Indians use Nepalese when they have to make fun of !
hmm Indians are great even nepalese dont like when they make fun of indians.
Georgian_sattelite i didnt know people in sajha die for indians coz im new here,,
CHELI that was ironic !
THE ONLY MISTAKE I DID WAS TO WRITE STOP RACISM AT THE END ;

MN-Nepali,
Insulting people is not considered funny.  Just like Nepali ppl do not like being called Bahadur.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjxqb1Smpqg
Bathroomcoffee watch this video
When they find funny insulting us why cant we find funny insulting them !!
HOPE U understand me

There hundreds of people jumping of the bridge, YOU WANNA JUMP TOO ?  No I do not understand.  Be a better person, just because they did does not mean you have to.  If you keep going it will never end.

BathroomCoffee is Absolutely right !!  Only the ill minded people insult other people in that way. That's not fun but offence. (I am not only talking about the poem but also about the video you posted)

Do some of us really think  that hating India is the apex of our patriotism ? Seriously ?? 

 Pseudopatriotism is the most detrimental factor that's hurt our growth. We tend to wear our pride on our sleeves. I remember having a convo with a buddy of mine who was anti-Indians and I'd tell him how if it weren't for "dhotis", 50 percent of Nepalese would find it really hard to survive, even in Nepal and he remained adamant that regardless, they were all thugs and we didn't really have to depend on them. 

Fastforward 4 years from that day and he was busy looking for an Indian Consultancy to 'save his status'. We talked earlier this week, for the first time in 3 years, and now he's making a decent money and even now, he's talking shit about them because he's a 'Nepalier Nepali' than many. I guess that's the case with plenty of fools. This also reminds me of a friend of mine who hates India and Indian cricket team but he absolutely loves Indian movies, actors, actresses, tv channels.

Yeah, "dhotis" are all thugs, we are Nepalese and we should all hate them because they are ugly, corrupted bunch but when you go look at yourself on the mirror, what do you see? Similar person, perhaps lighter complexion, same accent, same culture. Carbon copy of an Indian thug? 

dammit...sorry riddle sister i was trying to like your comment but clicked on the flag option...my bad !! if admin can switch it back that would be great

raju adhikari i understand you and therefore i hit thumbs down on your comment but i liked your poem, it is quite "jest ful" to say the least.

MN nepali are you by chance working for a  "dhoti" consulting company?

 It's all good chaurey bhai. Only a matter of time before your long lost twin, 28th jumped on the bandwagon. 

Bathroom coffee!!in the video they were not trying to insult nepalese instead explaining Racisism to the world taking nepalese as an example..they didnt think it would be an insult to the nepalese,, im trying to do the same,, explaining racism taking indians as an example!! what the said in the video are facts !! and what i wrote above are facts too !! so where is the problem !

ho ho sir le thik bhannu bhako ho 

kukurle afulai tokyo bhane afule pani kukur lai toknu parcha natra ta kukur hu bhanera kasari prove garne....

huna pani kukur lai tokne bani lageka haru lai ke thaha aakash tira farkera thukyo bhane thuk aafnai mukh ma parcha bhanera ....