Yo SB holics and others!
brothers from different mothers
been a long time since I was last there
but seriously do you even fu(kin' care
but now that I'dKILL is  here
why not try out your skills on some RIDDLES
but be aware
It won't get you any gold medals

LOL I know lame but anyways here you go:

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

P.S I'm bored so feel free to take guesses if you are too.

onion

onions :P

Pyaaj........

That was quick! Yes It's an onion. Well done everybody. I was thinking you guys would be wondering all day long but damn! Sajha has some really intellectual members.

Now the awards!!!

Since PIGGY and Suncity answered at the same time, they both get 100 cents and Paasa gets 50 cents for answering second.

And here comes the next one

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

A rooster wouldn't lay eggs, damn it!

Well done Poonte! You've been awarded 100 cents too!!
Ok I'm off to play some bball now...will be back later tonight.

Well,  it is really an interesting thread.  I want to contribute one of my best riddles. so, guys , HERE WE GO.................

Well,  it is really an interesting thread.  I want to contribute one of my best riddles. so, guys , HERE WE GO.................

shut up, it aint gonna swim its gonna float towards beach

doesnot swim, frog is dead.

good job serial.

All right, here goes another one. let me see how smart you are.

What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

 

I HAVE $4 WITH ME BUT I DONT HAVE $3 WITH ME? HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE IN MY POCKET?

I got this in email. Check this as well

just spit in lions head make him snore or watever u call.

Just need elaboration  how you do that?

make him mad spitting or some how

Nope.
Try try guys.

Sing him Happy Birthday. :)

Ya got it right man