Tapain haru kasaile Maccha( fish) le Churot(cigarette) khako Joke sunnu bahako cha??

chaina!!!!

Chaina... lets hear them!

छैन । हैन भन्नु पनि पर्‍यो नित यार ।

Helloooooo...... Can you start the joke please???

waitingggggggggg.......................................................!

Huh kapuri, who suppose to start the joke?

Hey swetaa , how about u ? go ahead and I’ll be the next .

Tyra,malai joke ta aundaina.So u go ahead!

Joke sunee ho ta sachai ?
Jas jas le sunne ho, haat uthau ta....

*shwetaa raise her hand* :D:D

maile haat uthaae .

Here is 1st one

Teacher: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Ghane(Student): Telephone, Television, Tell-my-mom

Next one is coming soon...

Okey,i got this as sms joke:

The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.

Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements
Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta : 'Yes, I have'
Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'

This is a true story, it happened in Utah and was on the news!

Here's the story.

A city councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the east mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built.

Apparently, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance.

Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this as you can imagine - not great feelings.

The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense.

Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate.

When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found... (see attached pictures)



Have a good weekend.

Let me start :-)

Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

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Management Notice:

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:
Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.


PERSONAL DAYS:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:
All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The vacation days are as follows: Jan. 1, July 4 & Dec. 25

LUNCH BREAK:
Skinny people get an hour for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy, normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain the average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Sondra gets none.


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Ye.. :-(

Maccha le Churot khako joke kasaile sunnubhako chaina ???
Malai kasto sunna man lageko thiyo.. kya bore bhayo :-(

Please..kasaile sunnu bhayo bhane malai bhannu na hai...

I know it would be the funniest joke ever.

Please don't get offended by the fingers shown in the picture hai :D

Joke # 2

Ghane's Dad: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Pyare: What's he studying?"
Ghane's Dad: He's not studying, they are studying him!

त्यो सन्ता र बान्ता को जोक सुनेर मलाई पनि बान्ता आउँला जस्तो भयो ।

मलाई जोक भन्न त आउँदैन तर गीत गाउँ आउछ ।
म गीत गौछु तिमीहरु सुना है ।

पानको पात है है है ।
पानको पात है है है
माया तिमीलाई सम्झन्छु दिन को रात है है है ।