It is nice to see something different. Well not really, but nevertheless a welcome digress from other mundanely interesting threads.

Well, I was about to post a picture of my room as well. But, I better not, for it tells a story of my life, a strong sense of delusion - each having its own story lays scattered all over. That is what happens when you have no choice, but to rest, and you go thru all the craps you never knew, or have already forgotten.

It is as though Katrina struck my room before it hit New Orleans, completely destroying whatever little sanity my abode had. I do not blame Bush, Governor of NO (although it is she - they are too complicated for themselves, so who are we?), or the mayor for not being prepared.

Can someone in fact be serious that we can actually be primed for a female disaster? Can they not simply accept that it was beyond any rational man to really be?

Then came Rita. And people ask me what's in the name. How ironic!

Now, do you think the Bush's government was actually prepared for her? Come on now. It was just that she was merciful. You-know, like a viper who just hisses to warn you. She would strike if she wants to, and guess what, she can.

Don't be too sure though. Next time her sister Gita might as well destroy you. And you can do nothing about it. Nada. It is their world, and we, the men must overcome this illusion that we are if not better at least equal to them.

I tell you what - the sooner you realize it, the better it is for us. For our sanity, peace of mind, and happiness in general, it is of paramount importance we accept the fact that we no longer have the might to pull if off anymore. Let us unite in the fact, accepting defeat to our deceivingly strong, and ruthlessly merciful counterparts.

Just when you think you might have a chance to have one up, they drop the nuclear bomb; their trump card. Those tears. . .I hate god for creating those tears. I really do.

And if he did, only men should have those. Anyways, we shed it every time, only it is not gooey, does not appear like a liquid and does not drop from our eyes frequently enough. It just is within us, accompanied with a strong predicament of "to be or not to be."

Now I call upon all the mankind (men), to understand the fact that we are just a pawn in this game, where Katrinas and Ritas not only control the remote, but also own the main switch. Let us understand that we do not have a choice, and inevitable defeats are better accepted without any fight for a false sense of belief is like - a little knowledge which would eventually doom us.

Le this be known, that there is no way we can, realistically speaking, survive arguing, talking sense, or nonsense, hoping against hope that they would show us some mercy.
No Sir, they would not. We think we are strong, ha ha. . . a good delusion we have created to survive us thru our misery.

Even in their tears they are telling us, "look at you asshole, you think you can win against me, you think you are strong, now TAKE THIS!"

HAHA Indisguise jyu... your posting has always made me smile. :D... tara this one is down right hillarious. Did u have a major fight with a girl where she broke down crying in your arms and did u have to admit defeat to her? Not only do you sound bitter but you sound like you have given up hope against women! I mean come on.. comparing the names given to natural disaster to women. Haha... but you did make me laugh at a lousy day at work. But I guess the misunderstanding (i guess this explains it best), between men and women will always be there. Good going though!

Contd. . .

So what can we do about it?

To quote Nathaniel Branden, "The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance." And I am here to aware you my "brothers in arm."

Now, do yourself a favor and the our's-kind by solemnly pledging that, we, the men of today unequivocally understand that we have no power over our own destiny, and can not fight against the might of the fairer kind. Fairer kind - ha ha, see the irony? By definition, indeed it means, unbiased; not to mention pleasing to look at.
Now, you see the contradiction?

Also, I will give one tip to save you from misery. Listen to it carefully. . .

((((((((((((((((((((Just give up, will you?)))))))))))))))))))))))))

Why fight the almighty? One of my favorite Irish personality, a multifaceted poet, novelist, critic and more, once said, "How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?"

Catch my drift?
And then he said, "to a woman in love, loving too much is not loving enough."

Now beat that!

Case in point, I can graphically paint a sorry picture of myself, as an idiot who tried to prove otherwise. What did I not do to prove I can go beyond loving too much? But what did I know? After all I am man. I tried everything, sang a song, told a joke, had many sleepless nights, and went hungry for I would miss the bus to please her; so much so that I almost believed I succeeded.

Of course, only to get slaughtered - subject to her hormones. I can proudly say that I was at the mercy of her bodily cycle. And she kept on saying - I do not care, and I never did. I banged my head over and over, but no avail. I almost considered taking asylum in some mental care. Seriously!

She did however enjoyed my efforts immensely, proof being her endearing smiles and laughter. Ah. . .and I sold myself to that.

Show me a man who have conquered woman, and I would show you the end of the universe. As simple as that, my friend, as simple as that!

And yep, that's mine.

Hail to the Katrinas and Ritas.

We Surrender!!!

(If only they did not have nuclear, which we affectionately call tears; we might have had a chance - just barely, but still. Hellooooooooo! It is a chance nevertheless.)

I bow my head in respect and admiration to the better half of our being, and pledge my utmost devotion to thee(s).

Signing off,
IndisGuise;)

LMAO!!! keep it coming . Good entertainment. And will the consequenses you suffered from "my-kind" make u stop chasing them? Will you take an oath that you will not repeat all that again so that you are spared frpm your so-called suffering?? NO you wont! Guys will always run after girls and fuss and complain and pout if something goes wrong. But does it change them? NO... What do u say Indi?

Rythm,
In response to your first post. . .

I am glad it brings you smiles. Well, it was not exactly what happened, but I have been thru that exact scenario a few times earlier on in my juvenileness.

What can I say about hope? It is probably another emotional state that goes hand in hand with love----------> only to destroy us. But, "hope floats." That is what they say, and I have no reason not to concur with them. ;)

Don't you really think there is some link between the natural disaster being named feminine and the females themselves? I absolutely believe there is. Misunderstanding or too much understanding, or just about perfect; nothing works.

For second. . .
Are you even serious? Like I said, it just appears that we chase your kind.
If you show "lollies" to an innocent kid, what is he got to do?
Act insane and refuse? Duh! Hehe ;)

As stated earlier, I solemnly pledge to perfectly understand that I've to devote myself in submission; a man can only fight with his enemies, not against perceived friends.

Does it change us? I can not speak for others but I can tell you this much, the enlightenment I found from your kind is, the innocent they appear, more devastating their rage are. I mean, if we think that she is venom-less viper, calm, simple, serene, loving and all, and they appear overwhelmingly perfect, and what are we supposed to do? We are doomed. For in a jiffy - they become devastating "KALI" from beautiful and loving "PARBATI". Maybe I should go back to my Shiva ji state which I threw and did "ganga snan." Hehehe :p

And the dramas that they are master at. . ..if I start stating each one of them, I might as well write a book. Heaven strike me if I am exaggerating; let alone lying.

Rather, strictly speaking on personal familiarity, there are some "kind" ones who lay the ground rule before hand. People might disagree, but I hold my hand on my heart and swear I have nothing but respect for them. Atleast they are not chameleon-esque.

- IndisGuise:)

Dear Indisguise:

To make a long story short and to match the corollary of "United We Stand", so I can say "Surrendered We Stand..."

You express your feeling quite well. Good writing!

Do you think that your insanity has to do with "Fem-Factor"??? LOL....!!!!

Nice one though....

HD

Haha after so long got to read something intresting. "If i want you, I want all of you or nothing of you"...sounds similiar to me. Hmmm . Nice one bro. Keep coming.
nivaN

Hajur Humdrum ji, "Surrender we stand" does sound apt. But for some reason I propose "Surrender we survive." What-say-you? Personifies of the piece, I say. Don't you?
"Fem-Factor" - could be. Would you mind elaborating on that one? Maile alik bujina ki. Mero spritual path ma madat milcha ki :D. Haha.

Insanity is one way of looking at it; I say, I say I am in spiritual alleyway. Hahahaha Ki kaso?:).
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Good to see you back Nivan. I was wondering if you went back to Bamboos to get bamboozled. Knoe-wot-i-mean? Bass ko kaya ke. Hahahaha.

For me bro, I am almost ready to compromise, if I can grab a piece at least. Do you even think they give all of themselves to "A" person?

That is where my spirituality comes in to play - to help me understand.
Om - namaha - Sibaye. Hahaha. Abu jogi huna matra baki cha. LOL.

Take care bro.

- IndisGuise:)

I like what you write. keep on writing hai. :0)

Huss!

As long as someone promises to read Sriya.:)

Thank you.
IndisGuise:)

I've from the long time & i will. Tadaa.

So we Surrender. What next? Final Solution? I am up for that........Oh ! i didn't mean the Hitler's version..i meant more in a 'cherry pickin' sense! Surrender to conquer. :)

SriyaS,
Danyebaad. Like a pitchman, I try to sell my offerings. If it was not for people like you, perhaps I would have long called it a day. Do drop in once in a while.:)

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Snrup,
As long as our intent is clandestine!

I have enjoyed your wit on 'stereotyping.' I like this 'cherry picking' idea.
I am a lil dazed now, but if you would just throw in an idea, I can pick on the cues. I bet our kind would have lot to thank if we can ever come up with the solution.

This could be the biggest life 'saver' since they invented contraceptives.
"Surrender to conquer!" - A great maxim for a great cause.
I say - perfect!

Keep em coming folks,
Indisguise:)

this is hilarious. you can write. Finally a complete piece from you. By the way I want to be gita. Are you ready? ;o) what happened to old unfinished one?

Bewitch,

Thanks for the double-edged sword.

Old ones needs some holy-water, it appears I dug the grave deeper than my realm. Someday, if it hits me. . . someday...

I have been completely destroyed by modern day Sita; there is nothing you can claim as your fatality ? bare some ragged pieces, and torn pages.

Even then, if you insist: come engulf me; destroy me - make me cease to be.

IndisGuise:)

Hehehehhe..can't stop laughing...Nice flow..Keep on coming Indi..:D

Later.

Can i hit you then? lol ,,,,what sita left, i will finish. Don't worry. yes yes yesssssssss i insist. now be ready. are u scared? ;o)

I can be nita after bewitch. hehehehe :0)

Indi, you can always win new hearts with old tricks :)

Thanks for dropping by flip-flop. I shall try :)
Later.
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Bewitch, your name implies you can be very enchanting. I have always said I am immune to spell your kind casts on my kind. And I have been proven wrong many-a-times.

Yes I am scared. But destroy me nevertheless. For how many of my kind are fortunate enough to be ruined by the enchanting ones.:) Hehehe
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Hahahaha hasaucha SriyaS le. By the time your turn comes, I would be walking down the gali haru ma.... shouting........... Parooooooooooooooo.........Parooooooooooo....

I object my-lord, I object. Mein Indisguise, son of senior Indisguise...... Hahahahaha.

Diyo nibhi sakeko huncha. Damn.... this is a good day!
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Oys, do you really mean it? Kya kada bhadine kya ahahaha
Coming from Folsa alumni, I am lil skeptical about it. Hahahaha. :)

Those hearts are only zerox copies Oys. Original they tend to hide. You should know, right? ;) I know you do. hehehe
You don't do too badly for yourself either ;).
What's the hype all about?hmmm... sneaky eh? hahahahaha... are ya still having the peace of mind?

Keep em coming folks.

Indisguise:)