An old man, staring mournfully at his 'kaanchha bhaai' intoned: 'We were born togethre. We grew up together. We got married together. Why, oh why, did you have to die before me?'

Another one:

A truck driver came upon a couple making passionate love in the middle of the road. He almost jumped out of his skin with fright.

He blew horn, blinked his lights and yet the couple did't miss a stroke!

The driver stopped, got out and shouted at them, 'Are you crazy, didn't you hear my horn, see my lights, didn't you know I was coming?'

The exited young man said, 'Yes, I knew you were coming! I knew she was coming and I knew I was coming! I also knew you were the only one here with brakes!'

And another:

There was this man who had a girlfriend he loved so much, he had her name tattooed on his 'kaanchha bhaai'.

When unaroused all you could see were the letters WY.

One day he was in a publc toilet when a big black guy came up to urinal next to him.

Being a bit curious he looked down and, to his amazement, saw the letters WY tattooed on the other guy's 'kaanchha bhaai'.

'Hey, I have a tattoo just like that, is your girlfiend's name WendY as well?'

'Nah, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice daY', 'that's all'. replied his neighbour with a big smile.

"XXX" देखेर खुकुरी रम सित्तैमा पिउन पाईन्छ कि भनेर छिर्?या त, क्या छिल्ल्या छिल्ल्या जोक पो सुन्नु पर्?यो!

धत्! पात्त्या नकचरो यो कुसुम बाबा! लाज शरम् पचाएछ हिजो को ढेंडो संगै! थुईईईईईया, पाजी!
:p

Another one.

Two women on a business trip were sharing a hotel room. The first night, after the lights were out, one of them came over to the other's bed and started to caress her shoulder.

'There's something I want to tell you, and I don't know how to say it, so I'll just be frank........'

Rising her bed, the other woman interrupted, 'No, I'll be Frank.'

Kusum Baba, k ho LSE ma ta khatra khatra jokes haru sikaudo rahechha ni.....LOL

Tooo much man........kati hasnu........haaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa...haa haaa...jokes r great...........


Jawos aru pani jawos......tara SAJHA ka did bahini ko khyal garnu hai...bro

Amazingly many people have viewed my thread; amazingly only two have commented so far; and amazingly they happened to be poote and amazing. Anyway amazingly their comments differ.

Such is life yaar, amazing and so so.....Anyway amazing bro, I just pick jokes as and when I hear or read them from a book; one doesn't have to go LSE to learn jokes. I thought I would share these with my Shajhaities and try to give them a break.

And I am sorry, if Shajhako didi bahinis are offended. I am of the view that they should not, because these are not targeted to any one. The title is clear enough for everyone as to what to expect in this thread. If you don't like the title you don't click. Simple is that!

Poote bro le 'Paaji' bhaneko ma ali chitta dukheko chha. Thik chha, sittai ma khanu palkeko manchhe ko tyati dherai 'brain' hunchha bhanera ke asha garnu, hoina ra?

Remember guys and gals you are welcome to share yours.

To me a woman's body is temple - and I try to attend services as often as possible.

And I know you guys are also regular temple goers! Where do you, gals,go?

For golfers!

Through the first four holes of the golf course, Bob was very quiet. Finally, on the fifth tee, Barry asked, 'What on earth's the matter, Bob? You haven't said one word.'

'It's my wife,' Bob replied. 'Ever since she's been working overtime at the phone company, she's cut our sex down to twice a week.'

'You are lucky,' replied Barry. 'She's cut me off completely.'

Hi Kusum Baba,
Great to hear from u I was just kidding....no one has to go to LSE to learn jokes...Abt Poonte, haa haa Dil Pe mat le yaar.......he is that kind... and he always likes joking.. as far as I know he is a great guy.....Never mind man.....

Ani arko kura.......ur right......when people can sahre pornsties and others in sajha why cant you say something abt xxx jokes? On the other hand, people who click sajha are not at all conservative and abt DIDI BAHINI... we men n women r equal (if they say so..) ki kaso?????????????

I enjoyed ur jokes a lot n lot.......aru pani jawos bro...........Ive made ur jokes popular with my frens..........haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa

Kusum im with you........lekhdai gara hai ;-D

Kusum Baba
I love you

Another one:

A young golfer was about to get married and two days before the happy event, he was hit in the groin really hard by a golf ball.

'Sorry, son,' his doctor told him, 'but your tackle will have to go in a splint.'

On the wedding night, his young bride strips off and points at her 'simal kande' breasts. 'Aren't they beautiful?' she asks him, 'and never touched by human hands.'

The young man pulled down his underpants and, pointing at the crotc, says, 'that's nothing, mine hasn't even been unpacked.'

Pokharelikanchha, I love Pokharelikanchhi. Thanks.

Here we go ..............

7 biggest lies a girl says (Heard somewhere)

1. I hate sex
2. Dont touch me
3. I dont like you
4. OK only for you
5. You are the first one to touch me
6. I did only for you
7. We will never do it again

Two sperms are swimming along and one is beginning to get tired. He asks his friend, 'How far do you think it is to the uterus? I'm getting pretty tired.'

His friend says, 'I'm not sure yet - we've only just passed the oesophagus.'

Amazing bro, very nice. I think we are typing together. Keep it up!

Kusum baba are u male?

Health warning: Ladies don't read this; and smokers, don't do this.

Two old ladies were sitting together on a beach together in Miami, both smoking cigarettes. One of the ladies took out a condom and put it on her cigarette.

The other lady looked at her and asked her why on earth she was doing the. The other old lady replied that it was supposed to be a safer way to smoke.

The next day the first old lady went to a pharmacy and asked the assistant for a condom. The assistant asked her what colour and she replied that it didn't matter.

Then the assistant asked her what size condom she needed and she said,

'I want one that will fit a Camel.'

Keep it up Kusum Baba.....tara pahila ko jasto daami daami jokes post gara na bro..

Haa haa haaaaaaaa Pokhreli kanchha is thinkin u female haa haaaaaa haaaa

Pokharelikanhha,

I don't know my sex. All I know is I have done it many times.