tapai lai riving tira ka manche ley khane gundruk dekhi rish utheko raicha. we are very sorry for that. yaha ani dalls tira ni yestai cha . hami pakhe gaule haru jata gayen ni ustai. tapai haru jasto banna sakiyena. ke garnu budeshkal ma usa aiyo bhim niraula ko sunday morning nai man parcha tei gayingha tei hamro star ho. bhim niraula ko karan ley tapai lajjit hunu paryo yesko lagi ni mafi chanchu . hami ley usa aayera siknu parney dherai kura chha, hami siki ra cham tara ni tapai jattiko adhunik huna sakiyena tesko lagi mafi chahancham. aagami din ma aaja sabhye banne koshis rahane cham . ma sajha ma lekhdina tara sajha heri rakhchu . tapai ko lekh haru ra tapai jastai aru sathi haru ko lekh chai ma padchhu nai, ramro naramro lagnu yo afno thau ma cha . yes artha ma ma tapai lai chinchu. tapai lai jawaf dina jarurat ta chaina tai pani 1 2 ota prasna tapai lai garna man lagyo.

-tapai ley lekhnu bha katai padeko, tapai ta 6 digit ma salary khane manche , tapai kai bhanai anusar tapai ko 6 digit, at least 100000 usd salary ta 2012 mai bhayeko aile ta 5% minimum yearly incement ley ni kamse kam tapai ko salary 2020 ma 150000 uSD hunu parney . ani tapai kai bhanai anusar tapako budi ko salary ta tapai bhanda dherai, bhannaley 150000+ cha . yo jodera tapai 2 jana ko salary yearly 300000 .

aba mero prasna . asti ko tapai ko lekh anusar tapai ley stimulas check paunu bhayecha , a baba 5 ota santan huda ni yearly 300000 kamauny ley stimular chek paudainan . irs jhukkera tapai 300k khane lai stimulas chek pathayo ki tapai RA tapai ko budi amazon ma loader ko kam garnu huncha ?
Talai 2 jana milera 300k kamaunu ni huncha hola its not a big deaL, tara IRS ley tapai jasto dhani lai jhukera stimulas chek pathako hola . tara irs jhukkine chance ekdam low cha, tapai ley nai dherai khoknu bhako jasto lagyo , ke ho prasta pardinus .

-arko kura, tapai ekdamai batho manche hunu hucha tapai ko lekh bata tha huncha, tara tapai jati batha aru ni yaha chan gundruk khane bhaye ni bichar garnu hola.
old_english_800 namak arko ID aafai banayera tei ID bata afno prasamsa gareko tapai lai ekdum suhauncha . lastai comedy dekhi ra cha . mathi tapai ko sex ko katha padhyo tala aayera comment ma feri arko iD bata afnai prasamsa padyo . sex and comedy at the same time bhai ra cha thank u for that

batho buhu ekdam ramro ho tara afno dhoti fuskeera aru haseko tha napaunu chai murkhata ho . old_english_800 bata afno prasamsa gari rakhnus .

lastama gundruk ra sinki man naparaune tapai matra hoki tapaiko jahan ni ho . waha lai chai man parcha bhane bhannus la tapai yeta aako bela tapako hat bata tapaiko shreematijyu lai ivring ko gundruk ra sinki pathaidimla .

lastama , ma CPA pass garna nasake ni bigat 4 barsa dekhi tax filing ko kam gari ra chu tapai teti dehrai kamaune lay kasori stimulas chek paunu bhayo ekphera bhandunu bhaye malai kam garna sajilo hune thiyo

tapai pani gundruk khane lai hate garnu hucha? arko kura tapai lai finance ko kattiko jankari chha. 300k khane ko ni stimulas chek aucha bhane? yeso ho bhane ta mera dherai clint ley malai marchan ta

toit yo ta lastai emotional aatyachar vayo................dubai ko point valid chha khai k garau aaba ma chai.......yeso gundruk ko jhol pakaudai sochna parla kehi furcha ki.......Nas daju le pani neutral basne post garera bhage jasto chha.lol

Fromdallas,
I kind of agree to the points you are making. This guy 'Old English' and 'Underwear' sound the same. Just look at their 'picture- perfect' Nepali bhasa they are using. Even did some 'jaasusi' to check Old English's posts and the timelines he has been posting and to what threads. Sorry guys! I think even 'Hussain Khan' and 'thankeshowr' are the creations of Mr. Underwear as well. Only San can tell here. Kun chai Nepali le byarthama testo naam rakhera hindi, urdu ma kura garcha yaha? Ani most of these names are the recent ones. Some people are having way too much fun here trolling other people.

Aru Underwear ji le afno 'so called' multiple sex escapades ko kura garnu, hamile padhnu sunnu yaslai ramro naramro vannu tapaile vane jastai this is another topic of discussion. But like yourself, I also feel his way of looking down at other Nepalese in USA and taunting them for being what they are ani at the end putting down your one self (aafailai khate, [Disallowed String for - use not allowed],nich vandai) so that nobody can criticize him, (Underwear ji ko strategy chai mannai parcha yaha) Aba more than 100,000 per year for the last 8 years kamaunelai ta hami jasto le respect garnai paryo ni haina? Uhaako thau ma hami pani kunai din pugaula ni hajur.
Uhale stimulus check kasari paunu vayecha, I am curious to know as well. Hamilai prasta garayera enlighten garidinu hola ni hai, SIr?
I think Nas is better in his principles that he does not have 'hate' and only has tons of 'love' Nas ji, maile ni try gareko brother but you know how it is not possible all the time, when you have to read so many stories of Mr. Underwear like he copied them from Hustler or some porn magazines with extra 'fantasy' added! Teti vaye ta farak pardaina thiyo tara passing judgment on fellow Nepalese ani aafu chai ekdum 'elite' jasto act garne, aafule matra vayevarko Ameriacn/ Nepali keti score gareko jasto arrogance chai he has to give up, man.
At the end he belongs to the same category of Sexy in sari who buzzes the other members ani won't reply because she will get her fun at others' expense already, ani hami nai murkha hunchau antama.
Still, waiting for his 'self-belittling' return from his side now. 
"ma hajur jasto sanskrit mahavidyalama padheko charitrwan naitikwan bahun parina....hajurlai mera shabda naramro lage maaf paau....bla bla.."

1. This is literally the first ever post by this "Fromdallas" fellar, isn't this fishy?

2. About myself: I have been a lurker in sajha for a while, didn't have an account. I only created this account to comment on and protest the Nepricantimes character since that fuckstick was ruining everyone's experience.

3. I like Underwear's posts; he is one of the few sane characters here (I think). Plus his stories are funny af. I am sure there is no denying that. But I am not underwear's alter ego. But i do have a sense that he has a at least two other avatars here. But that's his business.

4. Nothing wrong with writing decent Nepali.

5. I hope the admin/San doesn't know if underwear and i are the same person or not. That would really suck since I try to pay a decent amount of attention to maintaining some anonymity.

6. Nas bro ko positivity is always admirable.

7. Here is a little something for everyone to watch and chill out:

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/gahnug/i_wanted_to_get_my_noodle_wet/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

Also, I think that this Thankeshwor dude is Nepricantimes 2.0
Unless, Nepricantimes was Underwear's avatar in the first place, i doubt that they are the same. If they are, that would be next level trolling.

हुन त मैले जवाफ दिन कुनै खाँचो छैन तैपनी क्ल्यारिफिकेशन को मामिला मा एक दुई शब्द टक्र्याउन चाहन्छु. र यो जवाफ ईंग्लिश ब्रो कै स्टाइल मा लेक्छु ताकी अझै मुजी कन्फ्युजन होस्. LOL. अल्सो, नम्र वाणी मा मेरो नाम को मा-भैन गरेको मा नतमस्तक छु. एउटा कुरा, म लङ टर्म हेट कुनै कुरा लाई गर्दिन, तर जब मेरो इऋटेशन को सीमा नाग्छ त्यतीबेला म माता सरस्वती लाई पनि मुजी 'यो बिच' भन्न पछी हट्दिन. एउटा रिक्वेस्ट, आफु लाई मार पर्ने थ्रेड मा कमेन्ट गर्न सक्नुहुन्छ भने, अरु थ्रेड मा पनि कमेन्ट गर्न आग्रह गर्दछु.

- म र ईंग्लिश ब्रो एउटै मान्छे होइनौं म परेँ एक्दमै खत्तम् खाते, वहाँ साँच्चीकै बुद्धिमान हुनुहुन्छ, मैले फेरी अर्भिङ का सबै नेपाली लाई एउटै क्याटेगोरी मा मुछें, यहाँ ले मलाई र ईंग्लिश ब्रो लाई एउटै मान्छे गन्नुभयो, जनरलाइजेशन हामी सबै गर्छौं, त्यसमा कुनै गलती छैन, अब यो साझा हो, यहाँ पोलिटिकल करेक्ट्नेस्स खोज्नु मुजी पाकिस्तान मा सत्य साइँ बाबा खोज्नु जस्तै हो

- हामी दुई दम्पती ३००००० खाँदैनौ तर वी आर कम्फर्टेबल उसको तलब म भन्दा साँच्चीकै बढी छ, तर सुको पनि नअाउने ठाउँ मा अलिकती आयो, एक माइल् पारी का नेपाली का घराँ मुजी ३४०० आयो, आफु मुजी गुला हल्लाउँदै बसिएको छ, फेरी सबै ले मलाई घण्टा हान्ने भन्छन, अब मुजी त्यसैलाई सही मानिदिउँ, अब खुश?

- मलाई सबै जनता हरु लाई खुशी पार्ने लेख लेख्नु थियो भने मुजी म र मुजी श्री श्री रवी शंकर हुन्थेँ, साझा मा दिउँसो बुढी लाई छलेर १ घण्टा लेखेर बस्दिनथेँ, अब म मुजी लाई त्यस्तै खतरा स्पिरिचुअल लिडर देख्नुहुन्छ भने धन्यवाद.

- मानौं तपाईं जानु भयो सन्निसाइड क्वीन्स, सुन्नुहुन्छ उदय सोताङ, मुजी जनता हरु रात भरी भी10 को गीत बजाएर नाच्छन, ठुल्ठुलो आवाज मा, भर्खर प्लेन बाट उत्रिनुभएको छ, थाक्नु भएको छ, सुत्न पाउनु भएको छैन, र तपाईं ४ वर्ष मा ४ चोटी जाँदा यही सब हुन्छ, एउटी भुस्त्रिघ्रे शेर्पा बहिनी (टोटल्ली जेनरालाइजिङ हियर) ले हात समातेर जबर्बस्ती तान्छे, मुजी पीछा छोड्दिन भने तपाईं लाई भित्र देखी मन प्रशन्न भएर आउँछ?

- हेर्नुस् हामी जे कुरा मा कम्फर्टेबल हुन्छौँ त्यही कुरा मन पर्छ, जेसमा हुँदैनौं त्यो कुरा मन पर्दैन कुरा त्यती मात्र हो.

- अर्को कुरा हाम्रो मुजी नेपाली सोच, मुजी हामी देश बिकास को कुरा गर्छौं, तर मुजी मानसिकता 'सन्डे मर्निङ लव यु' भन्दा बाहिर छैन, हामी कुनै क्लासी चीज किन मन पराउँदैनौ? ठुलो सोच्न, राम्रो देख्न, राम्रो बुझ्न, र राम्रो सिक्न राम्रै कुरा को नकल गर्नु पर्छ, २ घण्टा बसेर नारायण गोपाल को गीत गाउँ, १ घण्टा लक्ष्मीप्रशाद देवकोटा को कविता वाचन गरौं, तर मुजी दुई चोटी कम्प्लेन आएर पनि पुलिस बोलाउने नौबत् आउँदा पनि 'बन कि चरी' लाई बारम्बार रिपिट गरेर नाँच्नु मुजी पागलपन मात्र होइन अपराध हो.

आशा छ कहा सुना माफ हुन्छ होला.

old_english_800 bata afno tarif gareko ma kehi hinta bodh ra lajjit hunu pardaina underwear . bujney ley bighi ra chan tapai ho bhanera ra hasi ra chan ramailai bhai ra chha . sexy katha ko sath sathai comedy ni hali rakhnu bha cha and people are enjoying it u r a free entertainer like a joker in this lock down , please hinta bodh nahunus .

yo gundruk ko jhol ra banki chari ko lagi chai ma tapai sanga mafi magna chanchu, hernus na tapai lai laaj bhayo hola, afna nepali ista mitra kati pakhe chan bhanera. ada umer biti sakyo aba ada bhanda kam umer ma fake accent ra nakkal garna man chaina. aba 10 barsa pachi dada pari ko gham bhayincha kasko lagi garnu, hamro chora nati ley sikun naya accent ra naya style, yo juni lai hami ley garna sakne yeti ho. feri pani tapai ko expectation meet garna nasakeko ma sorry

lekhne tarika ley chai tapai ekdam tallo star ko nepali lage ni tapai ley bhane anusar tapai nikai dherai kamaune manche ho bhanne hamiley bujeko . tapai yaha aayeko ni dherai bha raicha 2008 ma ta minor lai churot bechda jail parnu bha raicha bhane pachi tapai amerika ma aako dherai bhayo. la lekha padi garnu bhayo hola kam ma pragati gardai janu bhayo hola 2012 mai 100000 kamauna thalnu bhayecha . tapaiko wife ley ni tapai bhanda dherai bhanepachi kamti ma 125000 ta khanu hucha .

manau tapai 3000000 khanu hunna tapai ko 2012 ko salary lai nai mailey base mane , tapai ko tespachi 8 barsa samma sukko badena . yeso garda ni tapai 2 jana ley barsik kamtima 250000 kamaunu hucha .

la bhannus yesma ni tapai ley stumulas check kasori paunu bhayo ? tapai lai girauna khojeko hoina, tara huna nasakeko auditor ho ma, hisab milan bhayena ki dimag khancha .
kripaya yesko chittabujdo jawaf dinu hola .
tapai manager hunus wa tapai 2 janai Tennessee ko warehouse ma loader ko kam garnus yo kasai ko tauko dukhai ko bisaye hunu bhayena. matra hisab milan nabhayera tauko dukhi ra .

old_english _800 bare tapai ley ispastikaran dinu parena, bujne ley buji halchan . sex ra comedy misaudai garnu hola lekh ma tara yeti dherai comedy ni nahalnus ki pathak lai napachos

'गुलाइ चलाए गन्ध' भने झैँ यो मुजी Fromdallas संग तर्क गर्नु भनेको आफ्नै गुलामा आफै बिबि गन हान्नु बराबर रैछ । यौटै कुरो मुजी बिग्रिएको रेकर्ड जस्तै भन्या छ भन्या छ । पैलो कुरो त मैले Underwear को तारिफ खासै गर्या जस्तो लाग्दैन, गरे पनि म र underwear यौटै मान्छे भन्नि प्रूभ कसरि भो?

गाइको रगत खानु, येस्ता दुकुलन्ठकहरुको कुकुरपाधे लजिक सुन्दा त बाजेको सेकुवाको मासु पोल्ने तात्तातो झीर राइट कानबाट घुसाएर लेफ्टबाट निकाल्न पाए हुन्थ्यो जस्तो लग्छ |

रोमन नेपाली पड्दा झाट झर्किएर आउछ यो त टर्चर नै हो | Why not Sudda Nepali.

It could be a mistake from IRS. Yesma justo.
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/01/irs-mistakenly-sends-stimulus-checks-to-foreign-workers-228974
Thikai chha ni, underwear bro le post covid pachhi tanna condom kinchha ra naya story lakchha tyo payeko paisa le.

This sounded cryptic now! LOL.

from Old English posts....

"5. I hope the admin/San doesn't know if underwear and i are the same person or not. That would really suck since I try to pay a decent amount of attention to maintaining some anonymity."

Felt somebody is guilty conscious there....

Ani..
"गाइको रगत खानु, येस्ता दुकुलन्ठकहरुको कुकुरपाधे लजिक सुन्दा त बाजेको सेकुवाको मासु पोल्ने तात्तातो झीर राइट कानबाट घुसाएर लेफ्टबाट निकाल्न पाए हुन्थ्यो जस्तो लग्छ |"

This is ditto Underwear's style, mannerisms whatever. Anybody who cannot see what is what is just a plain moron.

Lastly let Underwear speak about his stimulus check(s) guys. His explanation was not clear enough in his previous post to satiate our curiosities since he is is the one who made that claim that he makes that hell amount of money from 2012 on and he has 5-6 developers working under/ for him whatever if I recall correctly.
Now his words are coming to take a bite outta him.

बेनीडिक ब्रो,

तिमिलाइ यहाँ उपरान्त साझाको छेरलक होल्म्सको नाम बाट चिनियोस ।येइ मौकामा 9/11, रजवेल, मुन ल्यान्डिंग, दरबार हत्या काण्ड आदि-इत्यादि पनि सल्भ गरिदेउ यार, परोपकार हुन्छ ।

यो साझा बाट वाक्क भईयो, अब पश्च्यात येहा कैले आइन्न, तर जानु अघि जनहितको लागि underwear र म फरक मान्छे हौ भन्नि चै प्रूभ गरेरै जान्छु |

underwear र म गरिब बीचका भिन्नताहरु:

Background:
underwear: काठमाडौँको काँठे बाहुन
गरिब : आसामको जन्म, बुटवलको हुर्काइ, काठमाडौँको +2, जात: यता न उता

पढाई:
underwear: midwest तिरको लिबेरल आर्ट्स कलेज
गरिब : एक सेमेस्टर स्टेट युनिभर्सिटी, उपरान्त कम्युनिटि कलेज, उपरान्त TPS

काम:
underwear: प्रोजेक्ट म्यानेजर ( ३/४ वटा developer under him)
गरिब: ऊबर ड्राइवर (४ वटा चक्का under him)

स्त्री:
underwear: काठमाडौँकै सुकेनास कठिनी बाहुनी
गरीब: ग्वाटेमालाकि छछल्किदो चाक/दुध भाकी लाटीना

johnson:
underwear: सानोमा खुर्सानी, ठुलोमा गाजर जत्रो
गरिब: सानोमा गाजर, ठुलोमा काँक्रो जत्रो

सबैलाई टाटा-बाइबाइ!

Sajha Bata wakka Haina underwear lajjit hunubho, bhijeko muso jasto kata bhageko? Aunus na tyo stimulus check ko issue solve garum. Aba dekhi Dallas ma gundruk ko jhol khane Ra banki Chari lai gali Garda afu key hu tyo samjera afno size ma basera lekhnu hola , taki feri lajjit hunu naparos .

Loader banera 300000 kamai hune raicha, yaha auditor ko assistant bhayera 2000 kamauna sakeko chaina .kuro

डल्लस् ब्रो,

हेर्नुस्, म आफ्नै पोस्ट मा त धेरै रिप्लाई गर्दिन भने तपाईं को पोस्ट मा कुस्ती लड्ने मलाई के खाँचो, मैले राम्रै कुरा गरिरहेको थिएँ, तपाईं ले बङ्याउनु भयो, बधाई छ, कुरा आयो इज्जत को, म तपाईं मुजी पाखेको इज्जत र बेइज्जत को चक्कर मा किन परुँ, न अङ्रेजी मा राम्रो लेख्न सक्नु हुन्छ न नेपाली लिपी मैँ लेख्न सक्नुहुन्छ, मर्द को छोरो हो भने म जत्ती को फ्यान बेस बनाउनुस् नत्र अर्घाखाँची कि आफ्नी मोटी बुढी चिक्दै बस्नुस्, शायद म गाको डल्लास् को घर यहीँ को परेछ होला, आफ्नो मुजी एबेलीन को पाखे नातेदार लाई नान्च्न कम गर्न भन्नुस्, सबै को भलो हुन्छ

अर्भिङ का नेपाली सबै त्यस्तै हुँदैनन, तर तपाईं मुजी डिभीवाल हरु लाई लिएर अर्भिङ कै मानिस् परेशान भैसके, लाइक आइ सेड, म आफ्नै थ्रेड मा त रिप्लाई गरेर माथि ल्याउँदिन भने यो बकम्फुसे थ्रेड मा किन जवाफ दिउँ, बाइ बाइ, अर्को आइडी बनाएर आउनुस् अनी फेरी भिडम्ला, नमस्कार .

बाइ द वे ईंग्लिश ब्रो, मेरो स्वास्नी न्यार्नी हो हाहा.

Now in English, although not a verbatim translation.

You see Dallasbro, it must hurt a lot to be someone like you. You come to United States for a better living, somehow end up living in Dallas, gradually you look people around you who have lived there for ages, and suddenly realize you cannot be one of them because of your less than impressive education, smarts and social status. So instead you become jealous, you become jealous with every white collar Nepalese guys and girls because they remind you what a failure you are. You try to imitate the American way, but end up being more frustrated because you simply cannot belong. Because you belong to that strata of people who live an incredibly conservative life back home, bring the same baggage here and then discover you still cannot get the same respect despite getting here. My post was a satire, it didn't encompass every Nepali in Irving, but it definitely was directed to losers like you. Now who is disgraced? LMAO.

Now go ahead and reply to this while I binge Netflix with a chilled beer, because I am done replying back.

Kina risako ho hajur ? Aunus na cool bhayera Kura garam . Aba tapai jattiko fan base, 2 4 ota id kholera afnai tarif garney chhemata Ani 300000 kamayera Ni stumas paune chemata bhaye ma Ni kina gundruk ko jhol khayera Texas ma basthe Ra ? Ma jastai dv Wala lai liyera Irving ma kaha kaha Koko wakka bhayechan yeso bhandim na .

Bhaigo ma tapai jattiko kamai Ni gardina malai alu khayera peda ko dhak Ni launu china . Ma kam ko kuro gari Ra chu tapai ghumai firai bhagna khoji rakhnu bha Cha .
Prasna yeti matra ho 250k kamayera kasori stimulas aune raicha .Mero dimag yesmai hang Bhai Ra chha .kebal yesko matra jawaf sinus na plz .ko thulo ko sano kasle k kam garney ko khusi ko dukhi I think aile samma sabailey tha Pai sake

अरु कुरा त तेस्तै हो अन्डरवेअर जी, तपाईंले स्टिमुलस चेकको कुरा त फेरि खाइदिनु भयो नि गांठे । यसो मालको खाल भित्र रहेर कुरा गर्दा यत्रो भएभरको रामायण महभारत् (हजुरको निकृस्ट शब्दमा भन्नुपर्दा "मा-भेहेन") कुरा हुन्न थियो कि हजुर ?
एक नेपालिले अर्को नेपालीलाई आफ्नो बाउले कमाएको पैसा, र आफ्नो जातपात र आफ्नो तलबको धाक, ध्वासो लगाएको राम्रो कुरा होईन नि हजूर ।
सो "बिटिइङ अरौन्ड ड बस" नगरि प्लीज स्टिमुलस चेक को पेरिफेरी भित्र रहेर जवाफ फर्काउनुहोला हजुर ।
हजुरको रिसको शिकार हुँदैछु, माफ पाम ल ।

Haina underwear bro ra old english bro sachai kum ko mela ma harako "Karan Arjun" ho ki jasto lagyo or u never know they might be a doppleganger at least here in sajha if not in reality...

Old english bro ko lekhai Underwear bro sanga mildo juldo chai dekhincha hai that i agree with dallas bro (I applaud your acute observation of details)...Frequent use of indended words like "M*ji" (huna ta normal ho sabaile bolcha), sarcasm, humor, hate for Nepricantimes posts...(yada yada)

I do agree Underwear bro might be a bit jealous cos of Nepricantimes waiyat ghanta jasto posts is killing his magical posts not being at the top (Attention seeking syndrome/behaviour???)...Even I remember Underwear bro himself admitting his need for attention in one of his posts...

One of the quotes from old english bro post --> येस्ता फतौरे मुजीहरुको अर्थ न बर्थ गोविन्द गाई पोस्ट हेर्न के आउनु साझामा ? गाइको रगत खानु म त खाली अन्डरवेयेर मुजीको सेक्सी कथा पड्न आउनि हो साझा मा, यी पाखे तोरीहरुको वाहियात गु जस्तो कुरो सुन्न हैन

One of Underwear bro post title --> कोविद र गोविंद
Old english bro's comment --> 'गुलाइ चलाए गन्ध' भने झैँ यो मुजी Fromdallas संग तर्क गर्नु भनेको आफ्नै गुलामा आफै बिबि गन हान्नु बराबर रैछ

Again notice the words --> गोविन्द , गु (both characters using these words frequently)

Why both of them are in love with गोविंद (not usual word like "M*ji" this time) that i don't know neither do i want to know...

Old english bro's reply to Bennedict above shows desperate need to prove that he is not Underwear actually works against you cos only Underwear bro can write in that style/sarcasm (Do you smell what Underwear bro is cooking??)

aba afu CSI Miami ko detective parina, so i won't investigate into too much details than i already have (i didn't spend more than 5 min)...I am/was a Sherlock Holmes fan so it was my typical curiousity that led me into this findings not to prove one is right/wrong regarding stimulus check or whatever

Again personally I don't hate Underwear bro's post and I think they are delightful to read and one of the wonders of Sajha (if not world) without any doubt. Underwear's wrting style is unique so much that even if he changed his name and post it under different alias/username anyone with 2 cents of humor can tell that it is indeed no one but our notorious "Underwear" behind the mask.
That respect you have gained it dear Underwear sir!!