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Posted on 03-17-11 10:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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use protection!!!!!,, get drunk,,,, have fun!!! n make her cum!!!::))

 
Posted on 03-17-11 10:21 PM     [Snapshot: 82]     Reply [Subscribe]
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before you meet her, remember to empty your gun, make the snake cry, shake the tube...etc

 
Posted on 03-17-11 10:46 PM     [Snapshot: 207]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Video banayera rakha na
 


 
Posted on 03-17-11 10:48 PM     [Snapshot: 207]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 he is 20..so he cant drunk LOL..and dude be careful with these american girl......how old is she ? ..... just be careful......hope we wont hear u in news...like nepali guy involved in sex with under age girl bhanera...
 
Posted on 03-17-11 11:09 PM     [Snapshot: 311]     Reply [Subscribe]
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So, the rundown… the spark notes version to having sex for the first time and tips to make it even better

Talk it up. Not with your friends — although they might be able to give you some good advice. Talk to you partner before the big night. Talk about your experience, your concerns, your expectations. If you can talk about it before sex, it’ll be easier to talk about it during and after, too. And make sure to ask about your partner’s sexual history. Consider getting tested together to make sure you’re both clean.

Rubbers, gloves, latex, protection Call ‘em what you will. Have condoms on hand. (Oh — in case you weren’t paying attention — use condoms.)

Size might matter. We’ve all heard theories on whether or not penis size matters. We don’t have any answers to the age-old question here, but we can tell you that penis size can make a difference if it’s your first time. If a guy is particularly large, entry and sex can be a bit more tedious for everyone involved. Just make sure you take it slow.

Live and learn. Having some “all but” (as in “all but sex”) experience helps. If you’ve previously been initiated into the joys of making out, feeling up, and giving and receiving oral sex, then sex itself is a whole lot less intimidating. You’re already comfortable with squirts, spurts, and other bodily functions.

Lube job. If you’re having trouble getting in, or if you’re experiencing pain after penetration, you may want to have some KY jelly or other non-oil-based lubricant on hand. If you don’t feel comfortable with lubricant, use a natural substitute — saliva can work wonders. Let there be light? Lights on or off, it’s entirely up to you. Sex is sex, light or no light. But it may help to know that many first timers recommend darkness. You’ll both probably be less self-conscious that way.

No crowded house. Make sure your door has a lock. Use it. The last thing you need is your roomie or anyone else detracting from your first bout in bed.


 
Posted on 03-17-11 11:34 PM     [Snapshot: 311]     Reply [Subscribe]
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Training Purpose Only:
 
स्तनको मुन्टा चुस्दै उनी सँग लडिबडी खेल्ने, अनि उन्को गुलाबी यौनीको  वरीपरी थुक दल्दै दाहिने हातको चोर औंला यौनीभिर बिस्तारै छिरौने । 
उनको यौनीको बरीपरी हलुका रौ हुनेछन अनि त्यसको बिचमा एउटा अटल हिमाल जस्तो गुलाबी रङको चुचुरो हुनेछ । तेतिखेर सम्म तिम्रो  भाई पनी निकै फुर्तीलो भइसकेको हुनेछ । उनको यौनीबाट निकै चिप्लो पानी बग्न थालनेछ, केही शब्दहरु निस्किने छन आ आ आ आ, उनको स्तानका मुन्टामा टोक्दै  हातले उनको यौनी खेलाउदै गर्दा तिम्रो भाई पनि उनको दुलो भित्र छिर्नलाइ बाटो खोजीरहेको हुनेछ । उनको मुखबाटा अनौठा शब्दहरु निस्कीन थालने छन, आ आ आ आ व व व अझै भित्र छिराउ जस्ता शब्दहरु निस्कनेछन । उनको हात र खुट्टा भुइमा टेक्न लगाएर पशु जस्तै गरी पशुस्टाइले दिन थाल, तिम्रो लिङ उनको यौनीमा पस्दा उनको यौनी केही साँघूरो हुन गएको आभाश हुनेछ, बिस्तारै गर्नु, लिङ धेरैनै उत्तेजित भएको खन्डमा लिङलाई बहिर निकालेर चिमटे झै गर्ने अनी एक्छिन पछी लिङलाई चुस्न लगाउने , फेरी एक्छिन बिश्राम गर्ने, तेस्पछी फेरी उन्को स्तनको मुन्टा चुस्दै उनी सँग लडिबडी खेल्ने । फेरी लिङलाई यौनीको भित्र हल्ने, बिस्तारै भित्र बहिर गर्ने , अली स्पीड मा गर्न थालने, झन स्पीड बढाउने, अनी निकै स्पीडमा गर्ने, स्खलन हुने भएपछी केटी को यौनी बाहिर अथवा शरीरको कुनै अङमा स्खलन गर्ने, तेस्पछी १५ मिनेट जती बिश्राम गरेर फेरी प्रकृया दोहोराउने । 
 
 
 
पुराना कगज 

 
Posted on 03-17-11 11:49 PM     [Snapshot: 484]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 K hoo process diyeko ki hamro l*do thankayeko??? 
 
Posted on 03-18-11 9:13 AM     [Snapshot: 1011]     Reply [Subscribe]
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पुराना कगज 

LIKES LIKES... Just made my day / Weekend

Training Purpose only:  Ha ha ha ha ha Good job for proper documentation

PyaroNepal, follow the training manula provided by purana kagaz.  

Make sure to use Dhal. First round golmal bhayo bhaney thikai cha, you will do better in second round and so on.

Here are the things i would suggest.

1.  Make sure to empty your gun. It's not safe to walk around with loaded gun.
2.  Once your gun is empty, make sure to take shower. Use some extra body wash on your bhai. Common, it's your sano bhai's day. He might be tired with same old routine with your right hand.
3.  Make sure to wear boxer. If you don't have one, go to Walmart and buy.
4.  This is section is called Pre Sex activities. Remember this is not a foreplay. Since you are underage, you might wanna go bowling, dinner, movies, something like that. You got the point.
5.  Pre Sex activities might be costly. Just be careful. In some rare cases, Pre Sex activities includes only buying condom. As a warrior just make yourself prepare for worst case.
6. This part is missing.
7. This section tricky. It is called Post Pre Sex activities. Also commonly known as "Make a Move." There is no proper format / rules for this section. Just be careful. It might cost you sex.
8. Personal suggestion " Once you are about to Make a Move, just say her you feel like kissing her."
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any Post Make a Move activities.
10. Check DHAL (Condom). Make sure you carry one. DO NOT do without DHAL. There is NO CONDITION APPLY.
11. Follow the training manul provided by Purana Kagaz.
12. Repeat the Training Manual till you run out of DHAL. 
12. You are so excited that you didn't realize that there is no #9.
13. Now you checking back.
14. Have fun.  


Last edited: 18-Mar-11 09:16 AM

 


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