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 new elemnt in atomic table
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Posted on 07-11-08 10:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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 NEWEST ELEMENT OF THE PERIODIC TABLE.. CHECK IT OUT 

Element : WOMEN

Symbol : WO+

Atomic mass : Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg (maybe more)

 Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
 1. Boils at room temperature
 2. Freezes without any known reason.
 3. Melts if given special treatment.
 4. Bitter, if incorrectly used. 
5. Sweet as Honey if given a proper treatment.

 CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
 1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of  precious
stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no
known reason.
3.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increases by that.
4. Most powerful money reducing agent k nown to man. 

COMMON USES
 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

 TESTS
 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
 2. Turns dark red when placed behind a better specimen. 

POTENTIAL HAZARD
 illegal to possess more than one, although several can be
maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not
come in direct  contact with each other. 

!! WARNING !!
 PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL
 HAEMORRHAGING
 AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS


 
Posted on 07-12-08 7:06 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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k ho bro naya element ma rust benera basne bichar ho ki kahyo

 
Posted on 07-12-08 9:01 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dude !!

Nice copy from the web . Don't tell me that u created it urself .


 
Posted on 07-12-08 10:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yeap somebody forward me in my email. i liked it.


 
Posted on 07-12-08 2:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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That was nice creation!!! I was thinkin of real element and open this thread. anyways it was worth to know this also.
 
Posted on 07-12-08 7:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ha ha ha .   that was good. crack me up
 


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