1) Badi hasrat thi ki kholein unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangey hi chale aye, Wah wah wah
2)Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai
3)Door gaon mein ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
magar aap kyu haas rahe hoo..
kya aap bhi ushi gaon main baste hooo...
4)Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet
5) A man was fuc*ing a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don’t hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
