I got this forwarded email. Thought it worths posting it, afterall it's friday folks...enjoy!!


OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little..
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next.." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Thank you, Camoand WorldMap

YOU ARE WELCOME he he he!!

It certainly is not Friday's Fun but Sunday's Fun!!!! :D

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THANK U < / b > camo and wmap but how do u guys colored the text ?

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haa haa ke bhaechha :O

ha ha ha Tyra

Yous should not have put space in between < / b >.

Okay....

haa haa kasto garho holaa

Com'n just type that!

tyra

:D aba fu mantar bhanne :p ?

hey that worked !! hehe

hehhehe, there you go! :D

Okay!!

Tyra it is for one hour but if you have then your copay is just a SMILE he he he!!

Have fun!!

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thanks slackdemic :D

ha ha ha!! I messed it up!!

LOL

Nevermind!!!

I just wanted to say, "Tyra, it is $145.00 for one hour but if you have got Health Insurance then your copay is just a Smile"

Bigrechha!!

You are very welcome, Tyra! It was all fun! :D

And, really, thank you very, very much Camo. Without you, it would only have been a mystery! :)

camo :-) hehehe and yellow color ma chai thanks slackdemic lekheko hai :D kaalo chasma laaera hernu holaa

tyra

I NOW KNOW U ARE A CHARMING KIDDO (O:

This thread seems like a very fun html 101 class...nice nice.. keep it up ;P

:D:D
homework assignment for today HTML 101 class hehehe...