25: it´s easy to find 8 inches of chocolate
24: You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on monday
23: chocolate does not keep you awake yapping after you had it
22: You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail
21: You don´t have to beg for chocolate
20: with chocolate, size does not matter…it´s always good
19: When you are having chocolate, it does not keep the neighbours awake
18: You are never too old or too young for chocolate
17: You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
16: Good chocolate is easy to find
15: You can have chocolate any time of the month
14: chocolate doesn´t get you pregnant
13: With chocolate there´s no need to fake it
12: "If you love me you´d swallow" has real meaning with chocolate
11: You don´t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
10: Buying chocolate does not give you a bad conscience
9: you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
8: you can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates
7: Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
6: If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate does not mind
5: You can have chocolate in front of your parents
4: you can make chocolate last as long as you want to
3: you can safely have chocolate while you are driving
2: chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
1: you can GET chocolate

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Yow Thopa!

Next time when you is gettin ready for sex

I is bring you dem whole carton of Cadburys or dem Herseys.

You take dem choclates and I take dem lady.

raste welcome back

where is ur gyane ? gyane ko kukur ! so where r u standing now ?

when people were dying u were clapping ur hands on sajha
Raste if i meet u i am gonna throw u away with kamal thapa, tulsi giri, and all other mandale. Raste u should be in jail

What do you get when you mix gyane with chocolate - gyancolate
What do you get when you mix politics with chocolate- politikcolate
What do you get when you mix sex with chocolate - heated argument on what goes in first.

:-)

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Sex is better than chocolate JUST ONE AND ONLY ONE REASON.

U CAN DO FELLACIO WITH A 30 YR OLD GUY, BUT NOT WITH A 30 YR OLD CHOCOLATE...if you chocolate lovers wanna do it, lets see how u do it.

Yow dem Thopa,

Blessed be you for bein nice nice Nepalian peopal.

You is dem nice example of dem Nepalian peopal.

You is dem peopal who dem like Choclate better than dem Sex.

You is goin to throw I wid dem your biraders.

Blessed be you.