? A sardar was traveling by train. On his way, he feels the urge to go to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is another sardar bhai in there, quickly shuts the door and returns to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same sardar bhai.

An hour passes away, he's made 20 trips to the bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC (Ticket Checker) what's been going on. The TC, who also happens to be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhai out. Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar "I'm sorry, I can't do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member".



Mr A and Mr. B were discussing how they would like to die. Mr. A said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming like some of his friends, who also died at the same time." Mr. B asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather died sleeping peacefully?" Mr A replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he was driving






There was a Sardarji that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground". Signed, "A Sardarji". The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji?"

A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??

lol..

Ok one from me..he he ...

A sardar ji studied nepali for 2 years. One day he was out with a nepali friend. On the way, the nepali friend saw his friend and shouted look that's my friend ...badarni kt. Sardar ji looked up in the nearby tree and shouted where where?? ...he he ...kidding...

Ardent Ji! Nice Try:)

A sardar is at a beach walking...

A girl selling sandwiches approaces him,

girl:सर्दारजी, SAND WICH लेनी है?
सर्दार: ओए कुडिये, sand विच् क्या, कहिँ पे भि चलेगी।

WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one everyday."





When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again.

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

badarni i saw u today :D don't ask where ...;)

ho ra kool ji! I hope i was not mean to ya.

No u were not ,u r sweet :D

sardarji - do you sell color tvs?

salesman - yes we do.

sardarji - i'd like to have a red one please.


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sardarji - how much for that tv?

salesman- i'm sorry, i cannot sell it to you.

sardarji - why not?

salesman - i just can't. it's not for you.

sardarji - ok, we'll see.

(two days later, without his turban and his hair cut short)

sardarji - how much for that tv?

salesman - i'm sorry i can't sell it to you.

(one week later, with a new hairstyle and his face shaved clean)

sardarji - how much for that tv?

salesman - i'm sorry i can' t sell it to you.

(two weeks later, with his hair dyed blonde)

sardarji (with his best american accent) - how much for that tv?

salesman - i know its you sir. i cannot sell it to you.

sardarji - how did you know it's me?

salesman - because that's a microwave.

Badarnikt, i think, I also saw you long time ago..........
Do u wanna know, where?..........
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I think, in Pashupatinath...........

KALO_BHALE ji!
gosh hajur la kasari mero home add tha paisho.