Hamro tol ma euta saathi thyo mero ?Singhe. ( saathi nai ta hoina tara bhani ram na ahile lai) Singhe was not his real name but why was he singhe is not so important here, so let?s skip that part. Singhe was a few years older than me ani ma skool jada singhe dhobikhola ko faantma ki ta paya bhali ra hunthyo ji kisnamandir pachhadi taas kheldai hunthyo---nabhaye ki kasailai chut.tai hunthyo ki kasaile uslai didai hunthyo danak--- Singhe would enter a bhatti when I was ready to do some homeworks in the evening. Afu sutne belama tol nai singhele sadak bata larbariyeko awazma gayeko hindi/nepali geet le gunjayaman hunthyo---he was very liberal in using manpari words also?so if he forgot the lyrics, he would compensate the missing words with some heavy weight manpari words. Kahile kahi ta Singhe gauda gaudai arkai tol ko tyo dada lai sarapthyo hamro tolma jatha bhabi bhandai. Atti bhako bela ma chai ani eutale jhyal bata tauko nikalera ?ye singhe, ma aaunu paryo taala?? bhanesi kasle bhanya ho tyo herera singhe le usko words wa actions ko chhanaut garthyo response ma.

Singhe had only one purpose in life those days. Fight garnu. Everyday, he was involved in fighting with some one. He belonged to fairly a steady gang of our tole as a junior member. ?kasaile kehi garyo bhane malai bhan bujhis Deep?, Singhe bhanne garthyo. Singheko kurale ma pani nikkai josinthe.

One day, I was hanging out at JayNepal cinema hall (hall bahira ni feri bhitra haina---tyai bhitra jane dauma ni---) with a couple of my school friends. We all were hari tannam?paisa na saisa tiki tyas tyas---cinema hall nagai nahune tara. Singhe came there. That was a great time for me to see if he measures up to his words. So, I approached him with my friends and say, ?Singhe, hami ni heram na cinema..? Singhe looked at us and threw a small line of annoyed smile then said, ?pakh ek chin?. We followed him everywhere he went. He did not seem too happy about our following him--- then finally he said ?come with me?. He took us to the first class/special gate and delivered a violent kick to the door and ordered ?ye, dhoka khol?. Some one opened the door from inside. Viko bajradantiko bigyapan aaudai rahechha. Singhe ordered us, ?get in?. We got in but he did not come inside. Ma ta aba ti mera aru vikhari sathiharuko agadi ke ke na bhaigaye. They were really pleased. So, I decided to cash in the influence that was prevailing over them right there. I almost whispered to them ?next time timiharulai yaha cinema herna paryo bhane malai bhannu---maile ta yaha paisa tirera cinema herya khai kahileho last time thah chhaina??. They did not say a word as they were busy watching the screen but I guess they heard me. We were looking for some seats to settle down. Just then, a light flashed in our eyes then the light guy asked for ticket. We did not have any ticket. I told him, ?hamlai ta singhe le chhirako?. ?Ko singhe?? The light guy roared.
Ko singhe rey? I was puzzled.

Within 10 seconds, we were on the dusty floor in front of special/first class gate busy getting up to get the hell out of there before a lot of people could enjoy a free tamasha.
Hattisar napuge samma we all were silent. What was there to talk about anyway?

One of my vikhari friends then looked dead in my eyes and asked, ?next time yaha jainepal ma cineme herna paryo bhane kallai bhanni rey mu**..?

hahaha deep ji good one:)

khai ke ke---sajhama desh ra susasan ani singhasan ko kuro ma ranthanida ranthanida maile jhatta samjhe sachi Singhe ke gardai hola achel?

Deep bro tyo singhe ta khai achkal raja ko party pachi lage cha re aba jay nepal hall haina
casino tira chiraucha free ma
thulo manche bhae sakyo baru nepal kahile jane ho afu ma ni teti bela tira janu parla
ani casino chirnu pare deep daju lai bhanu la
k cha bichar daju bhai muntine ho kathmandu tira

Ye baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yo deeppe ko katha padhum bhaneko....maruni le kammar hallako jastai garera lachak lachak hallya hallai bho gaanthe usko tyo whole writes up...

SINGHE ta ghari daayaan kuna ma...chhin mai feri baayaan kunaama...Chalta Firta Pret ta hoina hai?

SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kripa garam haamro!

natra hoina bhane Gyane laaidinchhu! Ma sanga phone number chha! KHabardaar!

tyo dhobini ko chyaatyaaa petticoat ko kassam!

jhaankri daakam?

Sajha ko thread harulai boksi chadyo jasto chha...ajhai ni thik bhayena....

SUBMIT button ma click garna khojda pani...lakheti lakheti garna parne! Euta post submit garna 5 miles lakhetera swaa swaa garyaa jasto!

NARYANA!!!! KALYAAN GARA YO PIDIT KO!

balla padhna paiyo...

Singhe bhaneko manchhe ko naam po raichha...aghi thread ufrinjel ta kun chhaadaa goru ko naam hola bhanthanya thiyen! ;)

jia Nepal ta hoina, deeppe...jai Nepal ko waari patti ko...tyo ke naam...Narayanhiti ko tamasha herne bhaye chai malai bhannu...sittaima desh jattrai screen ma fokattya dekhaidinchhu! ;)

lu, aru ni sunam timro katha haru!

Poonte lye cheu nah puchhar ko kye kura gareko ho kunni, tuesday 2:55 PM ma nai jaad lageko jasto cha :OP. hasahyo mari mari.

ops, Deep ko katha ramhro cha :o)

La la aru ni jaaos!
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Singhe Singhe !? It reminded me the Name Ohm Dada in our locality at Budda Nagar.
Tyo Bahudal aaune taka (ali pachhi ho kyare! chunab sunab bhaisakesi) ko kura garyaa kya!

One night, a large sound took my attention, Ohm Dada was biting 2 boys.

Ohm(Raksiko jhokma pitdai): Ohm ko ho, chinya chhas?
Ketaharu: "Hajur, chinya chhainam hamle tara...Hamle hudai hoina napatyaae Didisitai sodhnus na...Waha jhukkinu ..."
Ohm: "Yo tolko Kukurle pani chinchha Ohm Bhanesi, bujhis?"
Ketharu: "... ... ...Tara Hamle hudai hoina... ... ... Kura bujhnus na Dai. Hamle Didilai chinya bhaye hanne nai thiyenam lolasola..."

Bhaa ke raichha bhane, Ohmko swasnilai lola hanechhan ketaharule diuso chhatbata. Rati Ohmko jhapad khaye, Tara Jhapad khane arkai hun ki unai lola hanne ketaharu hun tyo chahi malaai pani yakin bhayena...hai.
Ohm was real Dada there man. His hair was longer than his wife's... ... Haatma yasto k tyo janai purnimaako dhago hunna k bhanchha re TAGO ho tyastai alik moto single dhago bandheko hunthyo sandhai. K ho kunni...

Later he went to Korea or Qatar or somewhere like that and the tol become Shanti Kshetra but nobody complained it as Pratigaman.

K ho yaha ta sabai katha haalna laaka rechan. Dadagiri bro, tyo ohm bhanne dada chai buddha nagar kaha nira ko ho ? Kathmandu ko yeuta galli ma yeuta dada bheyera pani dikkai bhai sakyo bhanya, confusion huncha kya, sarai. Yeutai thau ko dui tin jana dada huncha, aba ko kun galli ko ho nai thah nahune kya. Sarai garo huncha bhaneko. Yellai pani ali byawasthit banauna parne. Yeuta

Mathi ko posting incomplete chai hai, look for the next one, sorry for the inconvinence.

Khoi yaha ta sabai katha haalna laaka rechan. Dadagiri bro, tyo ohm bhanne dada chai buddha nagar kaha nira ko ho ? Kathmandu ko yeuta galli ma yeuta dada bheyera pani dikkai bhai sakyo bhanya, confusion huncha kya, sarai. Yeutai thau ko dui tin jana dada huncha, aba ko kun galli ko ho nai thah nahune kya. Sarai garo huncha bhaneko. Yellai pani ali byawasthit banauna parne. Yeuta g]kfn bfbf Joj;foL ;+3 start garera bhaye pani ali systematic banaunu paryo kya kathmandu ko dada haru lai , ki kaso. Aba yo byawasthit garne kaam chai kasari garne ho ? Tesh barema hamro Junior shree 5 ko jimma dinu parla jasto cha. Desh ma sabai le kaam ta paunai paryo ni hoina ra ?

Khetititititititititti, lol.

हर्कु ब्रो!
पहिला त्यो बिजुली बजारको पुलबाट तल झरम्। अनि खोलाको पानी जता बग्या छ, उही दिशातिर धोबी खोलालाई दाहिने पार्दै पार्दै अगाडि जाम्। अनि जाँदा जाँदा त्यो बुद्द नगर बिकास समिती भन्ने पुरानो साइन बोर्ड टाँस्या ठामबाट सिऽधा अगाडि गएसी एभरेस्ट होटलतिरबाट आउने बाटोमा सगंम हुन्छ। त्यहाँ कसैलाई सोधम् न, कुन हो ॐ दादा को घर? भनेर। पत्ता लाग्छ।

deep sir,

tyo singhey bhanda ta mailey ta maccho ho ki bhanthanya thie dhobi khola ko. hoina rechha. La thik cha. Chawutari ma guph hanam mazza lay basera. tyo gandharba samsher lai ghata khwauney tyastai Singhey haru hoon. malai ni ek choti third class bata sarera sukul ma raakhya thyo. ghar ma chai fus kilas padkayera aai bhanney guph dya...ticket jhannai check garya ba lay..hamro ba ta kada ni pheri...haina deep dai!

haandai garam prabho yaso ..lattyawuna huncha ni kaileykai...hya prajantantra gumera 4 barsha ko ek choti 10 din lai Nepal jani jira jasta wooranthyawula haruko hose hawas gumera dikka bhai rako bela khassa huncha kya yasto katha haru.......

aru ni jawose

sathiharu,
yastai chha ke garne--hijo euta bhetya thiye--ke chha hal khabar bhanera sod.dha jindagi ta gundruk bho yaar bhanthyo---bhanya ke bhanera ta sodhina tara khai ke ke--

jiradai,
singhe ko asali nam lekhdeko bhe ta jiradai fyattai chinne ni---

la deep bro,

ramailo lagyo.. jai nepal ko samjhana ... avataar filim herna chirepachi ekkai choti Hafta bandh herna chireko...2 class bata 10 class.. :-).. 8 barsa ta jai nepal samjhyo ki sato putlo udhthyo..

Deep dai,

Enjoyed a lot. These characters of bange, singhe etc have influenced my childhood a lot as well. On a side note, someone told me today that Sardarji next to mandir is nomore :(
I believe you wanted to write a story about it long time back.....i am not sure if u already did. Anyways, keep up with the handigaon chronicles :)....aaja sajha ma thuprai greater handigaon ka thita haroo bhetiyo......gyat together garna parcha ki kya ho :P

Sajha ko halla khalla ma Deep bro ko post ta haraeko rahecha. Sajha ma, halla garda garda, padhne time ni paieko thiena, balla paddhe..


hahaha, the story is real funny. "kasaile kehi garyo bhane malai bhan bujhis Deep?, Singhe bhanne garthyo. Singheko kurale ma pani nikkai josinthe."...LOL, this must be the funnies tline to me, because i remember such experience so vividly :) .....

sathiharulai pratikriyako lagi dhanyabad paskim bhanera chhireko---

Ke garne ---Singhe appeared to be a real deal for whatever he believed in those days--- At times I used to think "I wish I were like Singhe ... " na school janu parne --- na homeworko tanta---na gharma kasaile bhanya mannu parne ---- je man lagchha tyai gardiyo je parchha parchha---

Singhe sangako euta arko kura pani samjheko chhu---mauka milesi lekhamla--


Oys,
Sad to hear that Sardarji nomore. May his soul rest in peace.

Tyo gahana khojne pokhari (thulo pokhari) ma machha bhanera chepagada bhela parya hijo jasto lagchha ---ani gharma lyayera drum ma haldya hai ani gharma tyo machha haina bhyaguta ho bhanda yassai ranakka ris uthyo bhanya gharko manchhe janne bha dekhera---hamlai sikauni? machha lai yattikai bhyaguto bhanera ajha gharwalako thulo swar bhanera samjhi samjhi chitta nabhujne afulai----tara sayad ti chepagadaka darjanau bhyagute-pusta suikisakehun aba samma ta--- ram ram ram---khattam bhaigo ni---khai ke kurda kurdai jindagi chhutyo ki ke ho jasto lagchha---jhasanga hunchhu ganthe bela bela ma!

>Singhe sangako euta arko kura pani samjheko chhu---mauka milesi lekhamla--
कि नभनेका भए हुन्थ्यो अब भनिहालेसी लेखम्।
जापानाँ भोलि, पर्सी, निको पर्सि ३ दिन लगातार बिदा छ।
कुच्चि कुच्चि
म त मजाऽऽले सुत्छु टन्न। तेइ कथा पढ्दै बस्छु । छिटो लेखम् न बरु!