THE HILLARIOUS LETTER EVER WRITTEN ( LET ME WARN YA IF ANY ONE DIES DUE TO EXCESSIVE LAUGHING THEN I AINT THE CULPRIT:p) JUSS KIDDIN GUYSSS)
Dear banta,
Vahe Guru !!! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well
there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20
miles. I wont be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here
took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have
to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to bring our
earlier address plate here, so that our address will remain same too. This
place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above
the commode. I'm not sure it works. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the
chain and haven't seen them since. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained
only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time
for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a
little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut
them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500
men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took
Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is really badmash. He told her that
two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in this club. We were confused as to
which piece should we remove? Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't
found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an
Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to
pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He
died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be
buried at sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of
digging a grave for his father. There isn't much more news this time.
Nothing much has happened.
P.S: Beta, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I
had already sealed off this letter.
Your Mummy
