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Posted on 09-15-04 9:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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GURU: Babu, timro daant ta moti jastai chameko cha ni
STUDENT: Ani tapain ko daant pani ta soon jastai talkeno cha ni ta sir..

-----Dabar laal dantamanjaan---

too sad that they mix rato-mato nowadays, so teeth will look like you been eating paan.

Please share yours favorite commercial on NTV. As a kid i also liked puja-sabun bigyapaan because of that bubble dude. It looked so fascinating hto me.
 
Posted on 09-15-04 9:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A Maoist victory could result in genocide, writes Gwynne Dyer.
>
>'If we have a Pol Pot scenario, this would be extremely
>destabilising for the region," said a Western diplomat in Nepal when
>the last ceasefire went into effect early last year. "India would
>probably come in and that would upset the Chinese and Pakistan and
>who knows what would happen."
>
>Unfortunately, we may soon find out what would happen next, because
>the Maoist rebels in Nepal may be only a year or two away from
>victory.
>
>The ceasefire of last year is long over, and the insurgents already
>control almost half the country. On August 18 they declared a
>blockade of the capital, and for a week almost nothing and nobody
>moved on the roads in or out of the Kathmandu valley (population 1.5
>million). Then they lifted the blockade and let the city have fresh
>food again - but not because they had to. They didn't even have to
>put roadblocks on the highways; they closed them by threats alone.
>They can do it again whenever they want.
>
>There have been attempts at reform from above in Nepal, but they all
>quickly ran out of steam. Mass demonstrations in 1990 forced King
>Birendra to allow multi-party democracy, but it never really worked
>since all the major parties were led by people from the old elite
>who saw them simply as another opportunity to feather their nests.
>
>Then in 2001 a drunken Crown Prince Dipendra murdered his parents,
>King Birendra and Queen Aishwarya, along with several other members
>of the royal family in a shooting rampage. Dipendra, who had been
>forbidden to marry the woman of his choice, then shot himself.
>
>When the shooting stopped, the last man standing was Gyanendra,
>brother to Birendra and now King in his stead. The trouble is that
>most ordinary Nepalese were very fond of Birendra and suspect
>Gyanendra of having some part in his death. It's almost certainly
>untrue, but it is a measure of his unpopularity.
>
>Indeed, the only thing that inspires much loyalty to the 55-year-old
>Gyanendra is the fact that if he dies - and male members of the
>Nepali ruling family generally die of heart attacks before they turn
>50 - then he will be succeeded by his bratty son Paras, who shows no
>more interest or concern for the real Nepal than his socialite
>friends.
>
>King Gyanendra suspended Nepal's shoddy democracy two years ago, and
>has since ruled through prime ministers appointed from the small
>pro-monarchy party. He has also turned the Nepalese Army loose on
>the rebels, causing a steep rise in the killing. Ten thousand have
>died since the guerilla war began in 1996, but at least half of
>those were killed in the past two years.
>
>The Maoists could well win in Nepal but that would be a much bigger
>disaster, for they belong to the same tradition of ultra-egalitarian
>and anti-foreign extremism that animated the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia
>and Sendero Luminoso (the Shining Path) in Peru. Mercifully, the
>latter group never attained power, but between 1975 and 1979 the
>Khmer Rouge murdered about a quarter of Cambodia's population in a
>drive to exterminate everybody who was a "class enemy" or had been
>exposed to foreign influences.
>
>"Comrade Prachandra", the 42-year-old former horticulture teacher
>who is the Nepali Maoists' leader, never gives interviews, but the
>deputy leader, Baburam Bhattarai - whose PhD thesis was a Marxist
>analysis of Nepal's problems - was chilling when asked whether his
>movement's policies would be similar to those of the Khmer Rouge:
>"There is no independent and authentic account of events in Cambodia
>under the Khmer Rouge available so far. Whatever is emanating from
>the Western media appears to be highly exaggerated." In other words,
>they are the same.
>
>If the Maoists win, an early Indian intervention might spare the
>Nepalese population the worst horrors of a Khmer Rouge-style
>genocide, but only at the cost to India of a long and thankless
>guerilla war in Nepal. Nepal is heading straight for hell, and
>nobody in the country seems remotely capable of stopping it.
>
>Gwynne Dyer is a London-based journalist.
>
 
Posted on 09-15-04 11:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"hatti baliyo hatti chap chappal baliyo
ustai usta ho nanu"

"kehi barsa napauna dhal chahincha"

"muna muna muna chiya, chiya!"




 
Posted on 09-16-04 2:39 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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okie this one is from dabar amala kesh taail.

Baklo mulayam kalo kapal , phar pharaucha kalo kapal...........dabar amala kesh tail

tapai ko kapal hos ya sridevi ko barsau barsau rakcha khayal


other one is
ku ku ku ku ku ku
Jhola ma ke cha ke cha
jhola ma ke cha

eeh jhola maa banaspati ghee cha
 
Posted on 09-16-04 5:55 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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you guys you know what is sad 80% of the ads in Nepal TV is dubbed from Indian Ads. How sad nepal can't make their own ads..so they use the same one and dub it with the same style in Nepali!


 
Posted on 09-16-04 6:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lol yo forum lai ke bhako, kina sabai double double
 
Posted on 09-16-04 8:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Wow Double Post.
Wow Double Post.

NicEEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!
NicEEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!


:^)



 
Posted on 09-16-04 10:34 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Gai le ni timilai ni lekhatcha
goru le ni........

blah

blah

Puja Sabum ko ad.
 
Posted on 09-16-04 1:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i liked the one with santosh panta and small kid i think it was about oil.
 
Posted on 09-16-04 3:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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^ yea, i remember that one ........ it was sth like this. ................. that was my fav. too !!

(axn)
son: baba, baba, malai bhok lagyo !
SP: ek chin parkha (or sth like that)

(SP looks for oil all around, banging the cupboards, huffing n puffing .....)

Son: (with a confused n hungry look) baba bhok lagyo bhanya !!!
SP: ek chin kya ...... (still searching n finallly finds some veg. oil and is about to cook with it)
Son: baba, tyo tel hoina, tyo tel hoina !!!
SP: (confused) ani, kun tel ta ??
Son: (carries the chair, climbs on it and takes out veg. oil from the top shelf and starts blah....blah....bhahhhh )

(cut)

forget which oil it was, but that "bigypan" was hilarious !!

 
Posted on 09-16-04 4:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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aah haa kasto swadilo masu, jibro mai jhundiney......forgot the rest...sasu ra buhari i think..meat masala ad on radio..lol
 
Posted on 09-16-04 6:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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NTV ma condom ko add

JHILKE DAI CHA KI CHAINA CONDOMA,CONDOM NAI KINA CHAHIYO RA ,YAUN ROG RA AIDS BATA BACHNA LAI ........CONDOM LAGAU AIDS BHAGAU .........DAMN I ONLY REMEMBER THIS ADD....:p
 
Posted on 09-16-04 7:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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^^^^^...touch the sky..i don't think it was MAHASHAKTI soap ko puja, it was bout go go!
"gai le ni timlai hanne, khukura le ni timlai lakhetney, ani timro tyo luga ko mailo chai kelle lakhetney?"
"eeeeeeeeee...(shows a pack of go go) GO GO washing powder le !" (Nakkali smiles)!
**************

I loved quite a few

#classic: the one about surya filters ".....while in Europe, I saw the alps, but nothing as exciting as Nepal, my pride.......Suddenly i remembered a flute seller who'd sit in a corner playing. He was playing the same tune again. I followed the sound and found him. "DO U REMEMBER ME" Then he Smiled....(usually came before world cups) :P

#Baba malai bhare aaunda mango tart chocolate leidinus, bhai lai leache drop, chocolate lyaidinus.....................:)

#^^..aha! kasto swadilo masu. Pet ta bhariyo, tara man bhariyena...maiti bata lyayeki? HOINA BMC masala bata (ghumti lagyaera lajaeko acting gardai)

#shikhar filter ko add like those hindi movies where the father of the gal comes in Helicopter to spy on the gal-boy eheh..and guy works hard and finds a job and father brings the gal back :) eheh

#..and "hidd jaun! aaja maile euta chwank lyauchu!" :)
 
Posted on 09-16-04 9:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lol what sabun commercial was hillarious. gaile nai timnai lai lakhetcha, goru le nai timlai nai. i think it was narayan tripathi right?
 
Posted on 09-16-04 9:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahah smt..tyo dhal ko add authiyo,....he ust to dance....infront of the tv screen..ahha..
 
Posted on 09-16-04 9:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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jhilke dai cha chaina comdama, kina ra ma bhaye hunna ra?? hehe
 
Posted on 09-16-04 9:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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DUDEEEEEEEEE>..hahaha GO - GO SABUN
hahahahahahaha
hahaha halarious dude..
 
Posted on 09-17-04 6:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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"aalu dass rupiya"
"pyaj aath rupiya"
"sabun panch rupiya"
"ani chana dui rupiya"

"aaann... sano kaka ta kasto batho... pacchis rupiya lai pachas rupiya po lekhdo raicha"
"yee annn... budho bhayejpachi aankha le ramro nadekhne"

Forgot the exact lines ... but something like that.
I liked that little girl...!

And ya.. that go go sabun was funny! hahaha! The way basundhara bhusal says... MORA! With her hand doing... you know khukuri style!

Yeah Jhilkee dai... with his blue shirt and waist-coat I think and his arms folded... with a (condoma... ?? malai ? ?) smug smile...hahaha!
 


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