Two priests are vacationing in Hawaii. They don't want to stand out, so they decide to buy casual clothes. They hit the beach in loud Hawaiian print T-shirts and sandals, when they spot this hot blonde in a tiny bikini walking their way. As she walks past them, she politely says, "Good afternoon, fathers."
The men are amazed, because they can't understand how the woman knew they were priests. They decide to go out and buy even wilder clothes, so they buy tie-died T-shirts, surfer shorts, and dark sunglasses. The next day, they hit the beach in their wild new clothes, and the same blonde passes them in a string bikini. As she passes, she says, "How do you do, fathers?"

Well, the two priests are really confused, so they ask the blonde, "Excuse me, ma'am. We're not ashamed of being priests, but how in the world did you know who we were?"

The blonde replies, "Why, father, don't you recognize me? I'm Sister Catherine from the convent!"

wrong place for joke.. :D:D:D

Bro wrong na right , as long as it got some humor and brings laugh to ppl's face jokes r always good heheh dammi cha , i know u have to have tht wednesday ho ki kun day joke post garne khai k bho ...

hahahahahah!!!! The title of this thread is funnnny!!! :D:D:D
YB's Joke thread re... bho ta??? hehe... What would be the bigger joke than that??? :) .. hahahahah.. (ladibudi) ... hahahaha.. oooooo... hic hic... eh.

Marcha YB le feri... but no worries tyo kata taltira ma kata mastira hero banera chillaxing... eheh... Just pullin' ur leg dudddddddde... baru tyo joke le fitikkai bhaa hoina, haaso uthe ta mari jaam, arko chaapum ta, good one... eheh... la la..

a man enters the crowded elevator n accidently hits a lady's breast with his elbow... n says
if ur heart is as soft as ur breast.. you would forgive meh
lady in reply says - if ur d**k is as hard as ur elbow .. m stayin at this room # 0069




yb

once KALANKI wanted to take his dinner from the kitchen but unfortunately there was power failure so he took a torchlight to the kitchen. on reaching there he flashed his food with the torch and went back to the room to drop the torch. He then came back to the kitchen to take it but woops!!!! he still can't see where the food is :D:D:D


yb

Have you seen this child? This child has been missing since birth, it scared the heck out of its parents and we feel they shipped it away. If you see this child turn around and RUN,

The new Army Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why thecamel is kept there.

"Well, sir," is the nervous reply, "as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have ...m-m-m.... urges. That's why we have the camel, sir." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay."

About a month later, the Captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

When he is done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it ?"

"Uh, no sir," the First Sergeant replies."They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are."

YB k cha tero halkhabar? ajhai houston ma chass? i sent you an email, u didn't reply.
Nevertheless, i read something outrageously funny in chiyapasal
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Shankar dai le sutnu agadi bed ko side ma duita glass rakhnu huncha..euta ma full water....arko empty...kina...?

dherai anusandhan, research ra sodhpuch garda pani thaha vayena....
pachi shankar dai lai nai sodhda po patto lagyo

RATI TIRKHA LAGNA PANI SAKCHA....NA LAGNA PANI SAKCHA RE!! :)

OC,

Laughing my butt off on the water glass... Shankar dai seems funny ...hehehehe